2007-03-07 16:44:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
Your maple tree is a guy? I thought it was a girl... anyway, maybe you need to seduce him and maybe drain a little of his sap.
2007-03-07 16:47:34 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haven't you heard? The maple has a lot on his mind these days.. There's unrest in the forest! Oh man, the maples are really unhappy.
Here's the newspiece:
There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas
The trouble with the maples
(And they're quite convinced they're right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade
There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the maples scream 'Oppression!'
And the oaks just shake their heads
So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
'The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light'
Now there's no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe and saw
So, give it some time, and he'll focus his attentions back on you again.
2007-03-07 16:52:28 · answer #2 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dendrophile?
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dendrophile
2007-03-07 17:11:07 · answer #3 · answered by abbacat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe, you should give him a little time to think about it, and when he strips for you(when his last leaf falls to the ground) you will have your answer, if not maybe next time you should ask an oak. Stay off the drugs pal!
2007-03-07 17:01:10 · answer #4 · answered by artchic1984 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maple trees can not be trusted. Oak is more reliable.
2007-03-07 16:48:09 · answer #5 · answered by going_crazy_30m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is "maple tree" your name for your lover or are you just giving me points for nothing....?
2007-03-07 16:48:02 · answer #6 · answered by Motherload 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When the cow jumps over the moon.
2007-03-07 16:48:24 · answer #7 · answered by natasha_randle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When his leaves changes colors
2007-03-07 16:47:52 · answer #8 · answered by mysweetluvie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the...?
In the fall, when his leaves fall off and you can see him naked. If you don't laugh, he'll say yes. *dialing the mental hospital while typing*
2007-03-07 16:52:48 · answer #9 · answered by Charlie Girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I suppose that would make sense, he always has wood. Then again he may ask you to "leave?"
2007-03-07 16:51:39 · answer #10 · answered by Dr. of Situational Psychology 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋