Moses said the law is everything.
Jesus said love is everything.
Marx said capital is everything.
Freud said sex is everything.
Einstein said everything is relative.
Lewis Black said, "It's ridiculous that we still have a hole in the ozone layer. We have men, we have rockets, we have Saran Wrap -- FIX IT!! And don't come back until you do."
2007-03-07 16:35:16 · 9 answers · asked by Hermey Agonistes 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nothing is EVERYTHING! Generalizations are always wrong! "Everything IS relative." But, I do love the quotation by Lewis Black!!
2007-03-08 07:52:57 · answer #1 · answered by Lynci 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Einstein
2007-03-07 16:38:30 · answer #2 · answered by Atheist Eye Candy 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There is one thing in common with all of these men. Control. Moses needed to control people, so, the law was what was used. Marx needed to control people by the use of things. Freud needed to control people by the use of sex. Einstein needed to control his relatives. lol. Lewis Black, well, he needs to have control of himself. And Jesus, well, he wants to control others with love.
2007-03-07 16:45:26 · answer #3 · answered by obeyoneonly 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Freud. He said sex is everything. While this may not be directly true, sex is what created everything living... so I'd say Freud.
2007-03-07 16:47:07 · answer #4 · answered by fez 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm a big fan of Lewis Black, but I think the funniest thing up there is your username.
Hermey Agonistes, his fist raised in fury!
OK, I'll say Einstein is correct, you misfit dentist wannabe. :-)
2007-03-07 16:47:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definitely Einstein.....! lol
2007-03-07 16:40:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
They are all correct. Everything is a lot of something.
2007-03-07 16:40:04 · answer #7 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Silly boy Jesus did not say love is everything.
2007-03-07 16:38:58 · answer #8 · answered by Tribble Macher 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
each person i am sure shall have a specific reason for their choice i have none
2007-03-07 17:08:46 · answer #9 · answered by wise 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋