A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South. She orders some chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast, she starts to choke on a chicken bone. Buford and Buck, two country boys in the next booth, notice she is choking. So they get up and go over to help her. Buford drops his coveralls and bends over and then Buck starts licking his butt. The choking woman watches these two go at it and is so grossed out that she launches foward and throws up all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat. Buford pulls his overalls back up and says to Buck, "You're right,that 'hind-lick' maneuver works like a charm."
2007-03-07 16:04:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
luv it!
2007-03-07 16:32:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have inhaled my personal saliva (no longer recommended) even as my sinuses are draining and that i'm contained in the throes of something interesting (no, no longer that...) and that i'm no longer taking note of my respiration. yet particularly a blocking of the airway, it truly is choking, won't be able to assert that I particularly have. Sorry.
2016-12-05 09:47:36 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you think the joke is funny you should see the video that's going around. Way too funny.
2007-03-07 17:09:44 · answer #3 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would choke even more from laughing if i ever saw those two dumb@$$3$!
2007-03-07 16:15:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was positively potty!
2007-03-11 16:11:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny and gross at the same time
2007-03-07 16:36:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. tsk! tsk! tsk! LOL.
Have a great evening!
2007-03-09 14:16:48 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie on it's way out
2007-03-07 16:14:14 · answer #8 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Are you pulling my plonker?
Is this some kind of choke?
2007-03-07 16:09:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
weak
2007-03-07 16:20:28 · answer #10 · answered by RUDOLPH M 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋