if jesus forgives us for everything?

Question

if everyday i ran up to him and kicked him in the nuts repeatidly would i be forgiven?

Answer 1

yes, but kicking somebody in the nuts (diffent people of course) you would eventually be arrested for battery. Your prison name would be "The Nut Cracker" and best of luck to you there. I hope you like dressing on your salad! LOL

Answer 2

My advice to you is never ask a question this stupid ever again. As some of the contributors have already pointed out, Jesus knows whether you mean it or not when you ask forgiveness, so I would say if you are sorry the first time, then you won't knowingly do it a second time; however, if you do do it knowingly a second time, then you obviously weren't sincere the first time, so why would you be any subsequent time? Therefore, for your repeated sin and insincerity in asking for forgiveness, God will have a special place for you in the lake of fire on the Day of Judgment. My advice to you, then, is don't ever do it, and ask God for forgiveness both for your horrible attempt at religious humour and also for your sinfulness in asking such a stupid question, and never think about this stuff again.

Answer 3

Sure, he's a good man. He taught to love even your enemies. What happens is when you kick him in the nuts repeatedly and he does not kick back nor says hateful words to you, you will stop kicking him soon enough because kindness does that.

Answer 4

yes, but if you don't receive his forgiveness, you'll get an eternal "kick in the nuts"! When you receive his forgiveness, you stop kicking him in the nuts. He can take it because he has big nuts but he feels pain in his heart because you don't want to be his friend and he knows that you're headed for an eternity of loneliness, insecurity and "nut kicking".

Answer 5

Yes He would. You have no idea what Jesus is like. Remember that He died for you. You may be the worse person on earth but He would still love you. If He forgave me, He'd definitely forgive you. He loves you and He always will, no matter what. If ever you feel that you need someone to be your friend, talk to Jesus. You'll never be disappointed.

Answer 6

You really don't understand what it means to be Christian and be forgiven, do you!

Paul said, Acts 26:20 . . .and to the nations I went bringing the message that they should repent and turn to God by doing works that befit repentance.. .

Thus forgiveness is received after displaying works that befit repentance.

Similarly, after repenting and getting baptized in symbol of dedicating one's life to serving God, that person purifies himself continually. Those that practice sin even after baptism will not inherit God's kingdom.

Thus as you stated, to continue one's prior evil life leads only to a disapproved state and eternal oblivion.

Answer 7

Only if you repent or you didn't realize what you were doing:

Ignorance: "Then said Jesus, Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do." -Luke 23:34

Repentance: "In the same way, I tell you, there is rejoicing in the presence of the angels of God over one sinner who repents."/ Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, -Luke 15:10/Acts 3:19

Answer 8

Ezekiel 18:20
The soul that sinneth, it shall die. The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son: the righteousness of the righteous shall be upon him, and the wickedness of the wicked shall be upon him.


James2:24
Ye see then how that by works a man is justified, and not by faith only.

Answer 9

Jesus would forgive you for the cheap shot in his nuts as well as the cheap shot at comedy

Answer 10

If you ask him to forgive you for doing that, then you will be forgiven. He does forgive us, we just have to ask to be forgiven for our sins everyday. Its all in the Bible.