show me the money!
wo0o0o0o! i havent even read the bible but i could always just make stuff up
2007-03-07 15:40:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Go ahead...make stuff up. Be like everybody else.
2007-03-07 15:43:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
The more ludicrous the claims, the better it will go. A good start: claim that the Earth is younger than written language by humans, yell REALLY loudly about how wrong everyone else is, don't forget to pass the hat. Best of luck.
2007-03-07 15:47:47 · answer #2 · answered by Huggles-the-wise 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suppose, if that's what you really wanna do....why not, there's a crowd headed in that direction, and they all seem to be making the bucks....
Oh, did anyone point out to you, that, according to Jesus...
if you are following a crowd
you are going the
wrong
way??
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2007-03-07 15:55:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cant wait to see you On Oprah getting scorned for making up lies like
" Salt cures High cholesterol..its in the bible"
But to each is own..you can reserve your seat in hell as fast and in anyway you want...
2007-03-07 15:43:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I see and that is to the flying spaggetti Cult right??
2007-03-07 15:43:19 · answer #5 · answered by Tribble Macher 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't think you'd be very well received by most congregations.
2007-03-07 15:44:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll watch for you on cable.
2007-03-07 15:43:05 · answer #7 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And who told you that you have what it takes?
hmmm, could it be...
SATAN!?
2007-03-07 15:43:23 · answer #8 · answered by The Church Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont doubt it
2007-03-07 15:47:38 · answer #9 · answered by kitty is ANGRY!™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋