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the other egg says" This is nothing in three minutes they beat you over the head with a spoon"

2007-03-07 15:26:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Because you don't have a sense of humour RUDOLF you have to be smart. You're obviously not a Brit,and I happen to be 69.

2007-03-07 17:06:18 · update #1

12 answers

cracks me up!

2007-03-07 15:30:10 · answer #1 · answered by ash_beer59 5 · 1 0

How does the egg know that they'll be hit over the head with a spoon? And why is he teasing the other egg when they will both have the same fate?!

2007-03-07 23:30:59 · answer #2 · answered by imachocaholic 2 · 1 1

I enjoyed yours, I hope you enjoy mine.

Two muffins are being baked in the oven.
One muffin turns to the other and says boy its hot in here, and the other muffin goes
AHHHHH TALKING MUFFIN!

2007-03-08 00:52:14 · answer #3 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 1 0

Go tell your lame joke to your fellow first graders, get off the computer and go to bed little one.

2007-03-08 00:39:46 · answer #4 · answered by RUDOLPH M 4 · 0 1

i thought it will say "oh ****..a talking egg"

2007-03-08 01:46:52 · answer #5 · answered by Eledron 3 · 0 0

lol..haha..that was funny.. gee..thx for the laughs..:-)

2007-03-07 23:32:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

its cute

2007-03-07 23:41:47 · answer #7 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 1 0

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LOL
nice one!!!

2007-03-08 00:36:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

this was just a retarded joke...sorry

2007-03-08 00:12:20 · answer #9 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 0 1

it's lame

2007-03-07 23:59:36 · answer #10 · answered by blakpala8 3 · 0 1

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