Perhaps I am the LORD.
Who is to say that I am not? I'm all powerful, and I can therefore mingle with my creations if I wish. It's not like there are any laws preventing me from it, for I make all the laws. I also change my mind quite often.
:)
2007-03-07 14:53:50 · 25 answers · asked by Stardust 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*Breaths into dust and creates*
Any more requests?
2007-03-07 14:57:17 · update #1
Hmm. I need a more macho avatar.
2007-03-07 14:57:49 · update #2
"Can you turn water into wine, heal a blind man, walk on water, calm a storm with your words?????"
Yes, I can.
2007-03-07 14:59:31 · update #3
"Quit breathing for an hour and then you can meet Him !!! Others have met Him after dying why not you !!!"
That's not very Christian of you, to wish me death. To hell you go!
2007-03-07 15:01:44 · update #4
Very good point, uncoordinated shirts.
Anyway, hopefully, people understood that I was kidding. :)
2007-03-07 15:28:20 · update #5
You have a very valid point... but i sayeth unto thou, as a false God..."lier lier pants on fire..... nah nah na na naaaa"
So, back to a more intellectual level, i think you will have a very hard time convincing and devout believers you are God no matter what you do.
Just look into how hard it was for the prophet Mohammed [peace and blessings be upon him] to get people to follow his wise teachings... (if we accept he was sent by Allah/God). I would say a substantial number of believers in God do not follow His words. Then think how hard it was for Jesus to convince people he was the Son of God, and he did do plenty of miracles.....apparently!
You can believe you are whoever or whatever you want to be, just be careful who you tell, as the general response will be to call the authorities and get you locked in a mental asylum.
Personally, i believe i am bright teapot orbiting the plannet zircon. Want proof?? Ask the zirconese....! (whibble...)
2007-03-07 15:19:32 · answer #1 · answered by nnjamerson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, If you are God, How many leaves will fall to the ground throughout all the trees in the world, within the next 24 hours?
2007-03-07 23:07:06 · answer #2 · answered by mburleigh8 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you turn water into wine, heal a blind man, walk on water, calm a storm with your words????? Just wondering?
2007-03-07 22:57:22 · answer #3 · answered by cbmultiplechoice 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Opening the skygate, coming down to me and shaking my hands, then turning a handful of dust into Hot Asian Chicks might not be a bad start
2007-03-07 22:57:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, You're female. According to the Holy texts, God is male.
2007-03-07 22:57:16 · answer #5 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quit breathing for an hour and then you can meet Him !!! Others have met Him after dying why not you !!! http://www.emjc3.com/helland.htm
2007-03-07 23:00:10 · answer #6 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i can't, that is impossible to do according to the rules of logic
However.....it is logically possible for you prove to me that you ARE god. But, until you choose to exercise that option, the null hypothesis is not proven, and the default position must be that you are not god. If you are really god, then you created the rules of logic too, so you do follow my reasoning.
2007-03-07 22:59:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those who say you are not have already discovered God. Since He has revealed Himself as the only true God, the rest of us would automatically be disqualified.
2007-03-07 22:59:58 · answer #8 · answered by chdoctor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To think oneself God is most puffed up. Although the living entity, you, me and eveybody is always being kicked by the stringent laws of material nature, we still think, "I am God" because of ignorance.
2007-03-07 23:01:37 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Show me your hands and your feet.
Show me the scar where the soldier's sword pierced your heart.
show us the scars on your back from being scourged, and the puncture scars from the crown of thorns.
Just like I thought;
you're not God.
2007-03-07 22:59:52 · answer #10 · answered by Bobby Jim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋