I want ham, turkey, tomatoes, salt, pepper, and mayo. No mustard, PLZ!!!
2007-03-07 14:27:17 · 23 answers · asked by King John dragon-slayer 5 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
I'll make the sandwiches if you'll run to the store and bring me a coke and a bag of chips. And maybe a candy bar for dessert.
MMMMMMM............that sounds so healthy.
2007-03-07 14:30:35 · answer #1 · answered by zil28ennov 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm, the ham is frozen, the turkey expired two days ago, and I dropped the tomato, so it's a little mushy. The salt is caked in the shaker, pepper makes me sneeze, and I don't have any mayo -- just mustard.
Here's your two slices of bread, though. Bon appetit!
2007-03-07 14:40:17 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw, you poor thing! Here, I'll fix you one.
Fry up some bacon and let it drain on Microwaveable Bounty paper towels. Take two slices of soft bread and lay them on a plate. Then slather some mayonnaise on both sides. Put a piece of your favorite cheese on one slice of the bread, which we will now term as the bottom of the sandwich. Load that same side of the bread with the bacon and then top it with the turkey. On top of that lay a slice of tomato and sprinkle the tomato with a little salt and pepper. And then put another slice of cheese and lay the ham down on it. Top it off with a couple pieces of Romaine Lettuce and put the lid on it (the other slice of bread). Now, chow down!
2007-03-07 17:59:46 · answer #3 · answered by DARMADAKO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok imagine the two pieces of wheat bread, now imagine the knife spreading the creamy delicious mayo,now im cutting the tomatoes ever so thin, now im placing on the ham ,now the turkey,and a sprinkle of salt and pepper. now im placing it on a plate. now im taking my first bite oh im sorry did you think the sandwich was for you. you could print this and eat the paper. It might taste good. just kidding enjoy the sandwich fairy whenever he comes.....
2007-03-07 14:39:01 · answer #4 · answered by SnuggJeans 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It must be with french bread, Italian ham (not the cooked one but the slowly cured one, the "prosciutto"), some slices of mild hot provolone (an Italian cheese) and complete it with dry tomatoes. I think this will fit your culinary needs.
2007-03-07 14:40:18 · answer #5 · answered by the11letter 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would you like that plain on brown bread, or toasted on bagel?
How about salad or cole slaw on the side? And something to drink?...
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2007-03-07 14:41:25 · answer #6 · answered by montralia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh I'm sorry, we don't have any turkey meat or Mayo in the fridge. And all we have is wheat bread, yuck!
2007-03-07 14:31:07 · answer #7 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry darling but I'll only make you a chicken pesto sandwich as of now.
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2007-03-07 19:28:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but I just got done serving food to insane people.
Why don't you make ME a sandwich? PB & J will be just fine.
2007-03-07 14:35:29 · answer #9 · answered by Crazymom 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here's a peanut butter & jelly with bacon. You can't always get what you want.
2007-03-07 14:31:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋