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What will say when you see him face to face?

Love and blessings

2007-03-07 14:24:44 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

geez you atheists get so uptight about spelling! we get it, you're educated! will you get over yourselves now? thanks!

Love and blessings!

2007-03-07 14:30:31 · update #1

29 answers

"I was honest".

What will YOU say if you face a deity other than Yahweh?

2007-03-07 14:27:07 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 10 1

I think that if I did live my life without hurting nor killing anyone, if I did live my life being a good mother, sister, aunt, member of a community, If i did live my life with some morals values which I received from my parents and not from a priest, rabin, or somebody else... then, what do you care?

Are you that silly that you think that only because you believe in him and pray that will "save your soul".

What about love?, are you saying that you love Jesus but you can´t love the people who for whatever reason don´t believe in him?... then you my friend are death wrong !!!!

Same question to you, what will be your excuse when you meat him and tell him... I do love you, but I never love the one that never met you, I do love you but I told the atheists to go to hell, I do love you but I never love the one who had different toughts than me.

Love to u too, I won´t give you blessings ´cause I believe I am nobody to bless someone, only the lord can do that.

2007-03-07 22:33:20 · answer #2 · answered by Finy 6 · 2 0

Bon soir, comment allez vous? Mon deux, porquoi le carne?

Once i see God is looking confused because he doesnt speak french, i will say...

"So why did you give humans free will when infact you wanted us to follow religious dogma without question, and come to mention it, why wasnt it clear which relgion you wanted us to follow, accepting of course that most monotheistic religions of the 20th/21stC are pretty similar infact, and evidence suggests all arose from a common stock...much like humans arose from a stock of apes in africa.." Well?

Then,
"By the way, how is it that you can spend all this time talking to each and every human that dies... but you didnt spend any time at all focused on what is happening on earth, like saving all the loving caring people from pain and suffering and not inflicting so called divine retribution on the horrible ones that mostly just got rich and powerful instead/// ??"

Then i will say...
"God you know im going to upset all the harp players up here by insisting on some more funky beats, and that i will also keep asking that you dim the white light and turn the heating up... so just send me to hell ok? So, Thanks God, for.... erm..... yah.....whatever it was you were supposed to do but didnt beacuse you were either too distracted or infact you didnt really care about the well being of any humans...."

then.
"Au revoir - Mon Deux...!!!"

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2007-03-07 23:00:47 · answer #3 · answered by nnjamerson 3 · 3 0

Is perhaps a good question assuming you are right and I am wrong. Perhaps being the bitter intellectual i am, maybe i'll say something like Futue te ipsum! fully knowing I'm already condemned at that point anyway. How ever what are you going to say when you find out your arrogance has removed you from his sight. Are you going to have another statement of such vanity? So ready to cast stones are we?

2007-03-07 22:35:21 · answer #4 · answered by desinence 1 · 3 0

'Meat' the LORD? Does that mean I'm his butcher?

Personally, I'd like to have a nice chat about how good I've been to everyone in my life, just for the love of being good to others and not for the promise of a reward at the end of the road. And if he still thinks that I deserve to be in hell, simply because I cannot follow faith alone (something he should understand--he created my brain, after all), then I wouldn't want to be near him anyway. If he truly condemns people to hell simply for 'not believing', when he created our brains in the first place, is pretty darn cruel.

2007-03-07 22:31:35 · answer #5 · answered by Stardust 6 · 3 1

Wow what an original question I don;t think that has been asked yet today. Atheists don't believe in a judgment day. Are you ignorant or just plain stupid?

2007-03-07 22:36:02 · answer #6 · answered by millajovovichsboyfriend 4 · 2 0

I would ask him how much longer is it going to be before he grows up and stops treating us like children, why is he the only one allowed to have knowledge, when we acquired it after eating the apple (which by the way was the FEMALES fault) he kicked us out of Eden, why?, because he's an immature child who has a tantrum if he doesn't get his way, so yes, when is he going to grow up?

2007-03-07 22:35:54 · answer #7 · answered by Sentinel 3 · 2 0

lol. Considering it won't happen, nothing.

Do you not understand the meaning of the word Atheist? Atheists don't deny your god, they don't believe your god exists. So do you understand the paradox of asking an Atheist what they'll say to a god on judgement day when they don't believe it will ever happen?

Do you understand the ridiculousness of that? Or the complete illogic of the that?

Its like asking "what are you going to say to the unicorns on judgement day?"

Honestly, I really do wonder about some Christians and their heads.

Atheists are NOT in denial of a god, but Christians are in denial of reality.

2007-03-07 22:41:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Bon Soir.

Will you be there too? If so, will you be watching? How will you feel? Pretty triumphant, huh, fully expecting to see me punished by your god.

Eww.

Anyway, I would say, "Thanks for finally proving your existence. Now I can believe that you exist. Everything good that I have done, and tried to do, I have done with no hope of getting a reward, with no motivation of pleasing you. I did not believe in your existence, because I had no proof, but now that I do, I believe, and I make no apologies for being correct then, as I am correct now, considering the information I have, and have had, to work with."

I wonder, really, who'd be going with him. You should be wondering too.

2007-03-07 22:30:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7 1

Sorry, but I couldn't believe in you because of your followers. They acknowledged you with their lips on Sundays and walked out the doors and denied you with their lifestyles. That is what I found unbelievable. I don't know why, but they tried to antagonize us constantly on Yahoo answers.

2007-03-07 22:33:15 · answer #10 · answered by skimdaddy 3 · 3 0

If 'the LORD' is the Judeo-Christian God, then I won't have an excuse. I didn't worship him, and under his horrible system of oppression and ignorance, that means I should go to hell.

2007-03-07 22:29:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

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