I love being blonde & don't take offence to blonde jokes at all, but this one is our revenge:
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the
loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The
car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and
everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for
the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at
the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to
have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and
found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you
bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies.."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
At last, a smart blonde joke!
2007-03-07 14:10:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOLOL ! That's a good one.. And yes, finally a good blonde joke .
2007-03-07 14:15:08 · answer #1 · answered by lalala 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No bank fees early payment penalty, must of been Blonde loan officer
2007-03-07 22:23:34 · answer #2 · answered by Rob 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, very clever, you can take a smart joke and replace a smart person with a blonde.
2007-03-07 22:39:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.....at last a smart blonde joke! Dyed my hair brunette 6mths ago, gonna go home soon...blondes do have more fun!!
2007-03-07 22:26:24 · answer #4 · answered by cheerful_kitty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeaaaah at last one for the blonde's 10/10
2007-03-08 02:45:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY GOOD NOTHING WRONG WIV BLONDES
TWO BLONDES IN FLORIDA ONE SAYS TO OTHER WHATS THE FARTHEST THE MOON OR LONDON? HER MATE SAYS HELLO CAN U SEE LONDON FROM HERE?
2007-03-08 00:04:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde's are AWESOME!
good joke
2007-03-07 22:22:39 · answer #7 · answered by throw_away_your_television_2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good story jokes. LOL
2007-03-07 22:17:21 · answer #8 · answered by Vannili 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a reckon a brunette must have given her the idea
2007-03-08 03:18:06 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart blonde.
2007-03-07 22:14:41 · answer #10 · answered by somegirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋