2007-03-07 13:56:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
"If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"
"Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?"
"When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons."
"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me."
"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
"Heaven must be missing a angel."
"Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams."
"Here's a quarter. Call your mom and tell her you won't be coming home tonight!"
BTW...I'm so old that phone calls were a dime. When guys would ask for sex, I'd say "Here's a dime. Call my dad. If he says it's okay...then it's fine with me!"
Never had to use my dime!
2007-03-07 14:08:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best/Funny-Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in them.
Do you like basketball? If so you can play with my balls any day.
My lips are skittles wanna taste the rainbow
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Worst-Did you fall from heaven? And land on your face!
Clarinets are wood and trumpets are horny, but a trombone can do it in 7 positions.
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way
I'm good at math. U+I=69
2007-03-07 22:09:09 · answer #2 · answered by Stephanie R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I worked in retail as a cashier I had a dude tell me that I was so good with my hands on the register that he wanted to see how well I was with using them elsewhere
I had a friend ask a Marine if he wanted to pet her kitty and make it purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
2007-03-07 22:13:35 · answer #3 · answered by Tbrat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't say the best because theres no such thing as a good pickup line and the worst was "baby do you know CPR, because you took my breath away." And also "I lost my number, can I have yours?"
2007-03-07 22:01:10 · answer #4 · answered by Je vous aime. ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Gr8 question. I was at the Colorado River with my best hottie girlfriend. We were 18, I think and this guy walked up to us and stuck his tongue out and licked the end of his nose. We were hooked! I am not lying! LOL! He never said a word. LOL! :)
2007-03-07 22:02:13 · answer #5 · answered by sherijgriggs 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
girl u so skinny u can hang Glide on a dorrito
not really pick up line just got picked on for being skinny .
2007-03-07 22:12:41 · answer #6 · answered by mommaknowsbest 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi would you like to go to dinner with me..... I haven't been on the Jerry Springer Show.
2007-03-07 22:02:23 · answer #7 · answered by Pearlinpc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are no good ones, but one I think is funny is:
"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
2007-03-07 22:01:47 · answer #8 · answered by lildevilgurl152004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baby your feet must be tired because you have been running through my mind all day.
2007-03-07 21:59:56 · answer #9 · answered by mlock123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worst but yet funniest because I knew he was joking around:
"Hi, me name is Tony, that is y not spelled backwards!"
2007-03-07 22:01:25 · answer #10 · answered by daisy31 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋