The Promise... (Adult Joke)?

Question

A guy was in his car with his girlfriend. He wants to have sex with her, but she refuses. Finally, he tells her "Come on, girl. I won't put it all in." And she agrees. "Not all the way, ok? It's a promise." She says. The guy accepts. He goes all the way. The girl starts to like it, and starts screaming. Then she says, "put it all in! put it all in!"
To try and save his own pride, the guy says "No, a promise is a promise."

Answer 1

A woman walks into a supermarket, and notices a male customer whose zipper is undone. The woman kindly says,"Excuse me sir, but your barracks doors are open".
Not having a clue what the woman was talking about he continued shopping. A few moments later another customer approached the man and explained that his zipper was undone. The man zipped up and continued his shopping. At the checkout he ran into the woman who originally informed him of his zipper. He decides to play into her unusual comment, "Excuse me ma'am, when you noticed my barracks door was open, did you happen to see a soldier standing at full attention?" The woman responded by saying,"No, all i saw was a disabled vet sitting on two duffle bags."

thanks for the laughs....;-)...L4A

Answer 2

I had Sexx with the Lexx

Answer 3

ha ha haaa hee hee heee 10/10

Answer 4

I got one question.

Does anyone know any jokes?

Answer 5

I liked it.

Answer 6

LOL...Thanks for the laugh.

Answer 7

Can you try another one, s f.

Answer 8

Couldn't she feel his bag smacking her jaw

Answer 9

I don't think that was very funny. Sorry, man.

Answer 10

Keep your day job!