My mom had a vision and an experience. She said that Jesus came down and en-seminated her, meaning sex and gave birth to me. I never met my father so this makes perfect sense.
2007-03-07 13:33:11 · 7 answers · asked by BabyDuckSoup 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
I think that you might want to have a talk with your mom about who your real father is, because honey it's not Jesus.
It might be a guy named Jesus. Jesus is the english translation for the spanish name Hey-sues.
Other than that i think your mom might be in a dream word. No disrespect intended.
2007-03-07 13:53:06 · answer #1 · answered by janet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO SHE Didn't. Why are u putting these stuff on? It's really not good. The bible says that Jesus died to clear away our sins and rose again. I give u a hundred percent she didn't. U should know that go read the bible!I I'm not trying to insult ur mom but I think she's just having a hard time telling u but she shouldn't have used this excuse. Next time don't put these things on!
2007-03-07 22:24:02 · answer #2 · answered by Miss Simple 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Err... your mom may not now who your dad is, or maybe she knows but she doesn't want to tell you.
Grow up, there is no "Jesus is my dad", unless your real dad is a perfectly normal and human dude named Jesus.
2007-03-07 21:41:01 · answer #3 · answered by ZZZzzzZZZzzz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like she has a hard time admitting the circumstances surrounding your conception. many, many children have never met their fathers. sometimes, i call my daughter my little angel,but this is just a figure of speech.
2007-03-07 21:42:06 · answer #4 · answered by DEBI M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why can you turn water into wine? hook me up. She did have sex with jesus. Its just not the original jesus. Its Jesus Gonzales who cuts the lawn at your neighbors house.
2007-03-07 22:06:20 · answer #5 · answered by I race cars 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no, you're mom doesnt know who your dad is...so she tells you this... if she TRUELY thought you were the Son of God, she would have reported it, and made a fortune
2007-03-07 21:36:17 · answer #6 · answered by bronzebabekentucky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you dishonoring God?
Repent now and you shall be forgiven.
2007-03-07 21:42:23 · answer #7 · answered by childofGod 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋