HA HA HA! Imagine Jesus Christ with the runs! Squatting in the bushes and all. HA!
2007-03-07 12:18:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yep, he was human...Had snot in his nose, wax in his ears...
2007-03-07 12:22:14 · answer #1 · answered by Eleventy 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
excuse you i do not find that very humorous in fact that is rude that man was beat to a point where he could barely move thorns stuck in his head and nailed to a freak in cross for you do you not realize what you are doing? you are putting a humor to gods name people who may be looking for an answer to questions about god and read this and think ok maby he ain't all he is said to be and then they decide to lose their faith you would be the reason that they went to hell yeah you laugh in the face of god now but don't even question on your judgment day why he is laughing in yours sending you straight to hell. and honestly does it really matter?
2007-03-07 21:21:20 · answer #2 · answered by Chiko 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could you imagine God being beat to the point of death for you then hung on the cross for you then to ask for forgivness for you because he nose what the horrors and pains of Hell are like for. hope not!
2007-03-07 20:31:56 · answer #3 · answered by chucky 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everyone has the runs dumbass.
Sometime, or another we all make a liquidic poopy stew.
And it runs down our legs.
Very stinky.
Be right back, gotta goto the bathroom.
I think I shat myself.
2007-03-07 20:22:18 · answer #4 · answered by vilent_johnie 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Possibly because he had all the same features as any human so if he caught a cold, he may have had the runs.
That is a weird question.
2007-03-07 20:22:15 · answer #5 · answered by Marg 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I fail to see humour in that. We all have the runs, so I don't see why it's so funny to you. Jesus WAS in human form for a while, so I would imagine he was vulnerable to some human problems.
2007-03-07 20:20:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
He was human just like the rest of us
2007-03-07 20:22:57 · answer #7 · answered by freshbliss 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
If you can imagine that could you imagine him getting drunk and throwing up on one of the disciples?
2007-03-07 20:21:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
thats where all the little shits like us came from
2007-03-07 20:31:07 · answer #9 · answered by woodsonhannon53 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet he did when they were nailing him to a tree
2007-03-07 20:22:24 · answer #10 · answered by Apeman 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋