one day bush was walking in a store an saw a man in line that looked like jesus.
he had said excuse me but are you jesus?
no response.
then he said a little louder again, EXCUSE me but are you jesus?
no response again,
so then he taps him on the sholder and said EXCUSE ME!ARE YOU JESUS!?
the man turned around and he said, yes but i don't talk to bushes.
bush asked why.
jesus replied, because i spent half of my life talking to one!
2007-03-07 12:01:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok this isnt meant to affend any bush voters seriously i got it from my friend she didnt vote for bush but it is like jesus spent like many years talking to a burning bush and george w bush was asking him.not meaning to offend anybody i am terribly sorry if i did!
2007-03-07 12:09:58 · update #1
maybe it was moses haha i am so sorry lol thanks for reminding me it was while ago thanks!
2007-03-07 12:17:12 · update #2
Aww so what if anyone was offended that it was a Bush joke. Why should that matter when it was such a sucky joke in the first place.
2007-03-12 19:42:49 · answer #1 · answered by sustasue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really don't feel for Bush, and why don't you try going to church and stop trying to make jokes to offend any Bush Voters...it didn't hurt me, but you know there are about 17% of the people looking at this would be offended. Oh, and one other thing-it wasn't Jesus talking to a bush honeyyy-it was Moses. That's so wrong and sick...you are talking about your father that started this world and gave you a brain-to think, maybe?
2007-03-07 20:58:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
You need to brush up on your religious education. Jesus did not talk to a bush. That was Moses. Also, I like Bush but that did not offend me, so it was an ok joke. Not really funny though.
2007-03-07 20:39:09 · answer #3 · answered by juliEmAnia 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sweetie if anyone got mad at that joke, they need 2 be mad. it didn't affend me. it was Moses & the burning bush not Jesus.
2007-03-13 12:37:57 · answer #4 · answered by Spoiled Rotten 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus didnt talk to a bush moses did. and it was the holy spirit speaking through the bush, not jesus.
2007-03-07 20:10:16 · answer #5 · answered by BrittanyxAriel 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wow you guys are ruff on this girl...i thought it was a good joke!! 10/10 :)
2007-03-13 19:33:51 · answer #6 · answered by Siobhan C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. but making fun of bush is a good thing
2007-03-07 21:50:29 · answer #7 · answered by BB 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!
2007-03-07 20:05:59 · answer #8 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are lame and jackass and technically your offending me jerk!
Tell some better jokes that don't offend people
2007-03-07 20:22:05 · answer #9 · answered by Daughter of a Coma Guy 7 · 0⤊ 5⤋
not bad
2007-03-12 08:42:49 · answer #10 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋