Convert-a-thon!!!!!!!!!?

Question

Free 2 Points to anyone that tries to convert me!!!! Convert Away!!

So far I think I might convert to Piegan, sounds really cool and I'm really hungry.

Rottenchild needs to pay more attention to other answers........

Answer 1

as your spiritual advisor and teacher, i say that this week we will be Astrau...as a matter of study we will follow the laws and teachings of the Norse Gods and Goddesses. we will study their history and their beliefs.

on sunday we will return to our regulary schedualed Paganism.
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COME TO THE DARK SIDE....... we have cookies and pie.

did you get that bonfire started yet?

Answer 2

lol, it's spelled "pagan," not "piegan, " and frankly, I see no reason for you to need people to tell you to convert. In the end, it's ultimately your decision, why bother hearing what others have to say? most likely, nothing anyone here says will change your mind, and I suspect you maybe posted this question more to see what kind of reaction you'd get? (I know I would...) anyways, if you decide you want to pursue a so-called "pagan" religion, more power to you! hmm, also, I think, based on your remark, "I'm really hungry," you are under the impression that all pagans are blood-sucking monsters... I could be mistaken, but that's what I got from it... if this is the case, then 1. you're confusing pagans with the media's images of "satanists," 2. real satanists are technically not about sucking blood, etc. from what I can tell... there are those that claim to be vampires and devil worshippers, but true satanists don't actually worship the devil and all that jazz, they simply act against the rules set by the Christian church.... kind of a "live life however the hell you want to, with all the sinning you want" kind of attitude... of course, I may also be mistaken, so don't take my words as the absolute truth...nice pentagram avatar, by the way...

Answer 3

You should convert to leprechaunism. You become a lepechaun and go around hiding gold and riding on rainbows. You also get a free pair of lepechaun shoes if you sign up today!!!

LOL

Answer 4

Probably has not been presented this way before!

John 3:12-18 (NIV)

12 I have spoken to you of earthly things and you do not believe; how then will you believe if I speak of heavenly things? 13 No one has ever gone into heaven except the one who came from heaven—the Son of Man. 14 Just as Moses lifted up the snake in the desert, so the Son of Man must be lifted up, 15 that everyone who believes in him may have eternal life.

16 "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17 For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. 18 Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of God's one and only Son.

Answer 5

convert to free will and just accept the consequences.,good or bad.you know the deal just dont complain with the results

Answer 6

One man came to the Torah Scholar and said: "I'll convert to Judaism if you teach me the entire Torah while I stand on one foot." So the Scholar told him: "Don't do to others what you don't want be done to you; the rest is commentary."

Good luck.

Answer 7

we don't want you. Go back to church. Faith is not a decision to be taken lightly or to be rewarded. Paylov's dog is Catholic.

Charge of the Goddess
Traditional by Doreen Valiente, as adapted by Starhawk:

Listen to the words of the Great Mother, Who of old was called Artemis, Astarte, Dione, Melusine, Aphrodite, Cerridwen, Diana, Arionrhod, Brigid, and by many other names:

Whenever you have need of anything, once a month, and better it be when the moon is full, you shall assemble in some secret place and adore the spirit of Me Who is Queen of all the Wise.

You shall be free from slavery, and as a sign that you be free you shall be naked in your rites.

Sing, feast, dance, make music and love, all in My Presence, for Mine is the ecstasy of the spirit and Mine also is joy on earth.

For My law is love is unto all beings. Mine is the secret that opens the door of youth, and Mine is the cup of wine of life that is the cauldron of Cerridwen, that is the holy grail of immortality.

I give the knowledge of the spirit eternal, and beyond death I give peace and freedom and reunion with those that have gone before.

Nor do I demand aught of sacrifice, for behold, I am the Mother of all things and My love is poured out upon the earth.

Hear the words of the Star Goddess, the dust of Whose feet are the hosts of Heaven, whose body encircles the universe:

I Who am the beauty of the green earth and the white moon among the stars and the mysteries of the waters,

I call upon your soul to arise and come unto me.

For I am the soul of nature that gives life to the universe.

From Me all things proceed and unto Me they must return.

Let My worship be in the heart that rejoices, for behold, all acts of love and pleasure are My rituals.

Let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honor and humility, mirth and reverence within you.

And you who seek to know Me, know that the seeking and yearning will avail you not, unless you know the Mystery: for if that which you seek, you find not within yourself, you will never find it without.

For behold, I have been with you from the beginning, and I am That which is attained at the end of desire.


Hear now the words of the witches,
The secrets we hid in the night,
When dark was our destiny's pathway,
That now we bring forth into light.
Mysterious water and fire,
The earth and the wide-ranging air.
By hidden quintessence we know them,
And will and keep silent and dare.

The birth and rebirth of all nature,
The passing of winter and spring,
We share with the life universal,
Rejoice in the magickal ring.

Four times in the year the Great Sabbat returns
And witches are seen,
At Lammas and Candlemas dancing,
On May Eve and old Hallowe'en.

When day-time and night-time are equal,
When sun is at greatest and least,
The four Lesser Sabbats are summoned,
Again witches gather in feast.

Thirteen silver moons in a year are,
Thirteen is the coven's array,
Thirteen times at esbat make merry,
For each golden year and a day.

The power was passed down the ages
Each time between woman and man,
Each century unto the other,
Ere time and the ages began.

When drawn is the magickal circle,
By sword or athame of power,
It's compass between the two worlds lies,
In Land of the Shades for that hour.

This world has no right then to know it,
And world of beyond will tell naught,
The oldest of Gods are invoked there,
The Great Work of magick is wrought.

For two are the mystical pillars,
That shine at the gate of the shrine,
And two are the powers of nature,
The forms and the forces divine.

The dark and the light in succession,
The opposites each unto each,
Shown forth as a God and a Goddess,
Of this did our ancestors teach.

By night he's the wild wind's rider,
The Horned One, the Lord of the Shades,
By day he's the King of the Woodland,
The dweller in green forest glades.

She is youthful and old as she pleases,
She sails the torn clouds in her barque,
The bright silver Lady of midnight,
The crone who weaves spells in the dark.

The master and mistress of magick,
They dwell in the deeps of the mind,
Immortal and ever-renewing,
With power to free or to bind.

So drink the good wine to the old Gods,
And dance and make love in their praise,
Till Elphame's fair land shall receive us,
In peace at the end of our days.

And Do What You Will be the challenge,
So be it in love that harms none,
For this is the only commandment,
By magick of old be it done!

Answer 8

convert to what? I'm a Christian and believe in God. We are all sinners and if we repent of our sins and accept that Jesus Christ died for our sins, then we will be saved. You are still a sinner, but one who is saved and will go to heaven. It's the best thing that ever happened to me. I wasn't born a Christian and lived most of my life without God. One day I realized that I was nothing and couldn't do it without Him. I needed help and He gave it to me. Period, end of story.

Answer 9

Be a Piegan* and You get free pie!

Answer 10

Convert!!!! There i tried. =]