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2007-03-07 11:50:16 · 11 answers · asked by shydreamer2012 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
Ellen DeGeneres
"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
George Carlin
2007-03-07 12:30:03 · answer #1 · answered by cmhurley64 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poligomy is the act of having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing.
Oscar Wilde
2007-03-07 22:50:51 · answer #2 · answered by joe_on_drums 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I recently saw a Chris Rock show on HBO. He was talking about the tiger that Siegried and Roy have. He said "that tiger that attacked that man did not go crazy. That tiger went tiger."
2007-03-07 19:55:05 · answer #3 · answered by jdnmsedsacrasac1 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
2007-03-07 19:59:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would just like a really really strong spork if thats not too much to ask...
- John Fessenden
2007-03-07 20:31:56 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days. - W.C. Fields
2007-03-07 19:55:38 · answer #6 · answered by moosviews4u 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Everyone knows what to do with a balky horse, except the man who ownes it".
2007-03-07 19:55:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman."
- Honore de Balzac
2007-03-07 19:55:09 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"I'm the master of low expectations".
-George W. Bush
2007-03-09 00:36:30 · answer #9 · answered by LolaCorolla 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was smoking crack with my new friend and he says the seceret of getting high is that you have to have the same amount of landings as there are take offs...think about it !!!!!!!!!!!!1
2007-03-07 19:59:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋