The following took place at an international conference for women's rights.
The first speaker, a lady from England stood and said, "During last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our
husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.
After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."
(The crowd cheered).
The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said, "After last year's conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself.The first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing,
but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but mine as well.
(The crowd again cheered).
The third speaker, a Jamaican lady, stood up and said," After lass year's conference, I wen home and tole dat lazy husband of mines, Dingo Jack, dat I was froo pickin up his beer cans, cookin his tucker and washing his undaweah and dat he was goin to haf to do dem himself.
(The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long minutes).
She continued...........................
"Afta da first day, I nevah see nuffing.
Afta da second day I nevah see nuffing,
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>but afta da fird day, I could see a little bit out of my leff eye."
2007-03-07 11:31:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
siting here reading joke LOL wife asked whats so funny so told her the joke now i have to wait three day to see ohhhh
man that hurt
2007-03-07 11:49:07 · answer #1 · answered by BONEs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard a variation of it before. This joke is going around our school. It goes like this:
You wanna hear a joke...........Women's Rights!
Nobody actually thinks its funny, including the kid's that say it, they just try to get our feminist Spanish teacher mad. She's very sexist. Her little joke is "What are we women (no response) Superior! " (She's the only one who laughs.)
2007-03-07 13:49:30 · answer #2 · answered by j+j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant joke
2007-03-10 03:24:29 · answer #3 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea! It's a women's joke because the women force their husband to do something that they did and didnt want to do it again so I guess it's right
2007-03-07 14:22:06 · answer #4 · answered by Nhu N 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh Dear! I could almost do the accent the way you'd written it. I might have to tell this one to my hubby.
2007-03-07 11:37:26 · answer #5 · answered by Agony Aunt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man, ppl let ne thing pass as a joke & not bigitoed idioacy
2007-03-07 12:05:20 · answer #6 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant - not just racist but joking about domestic violence too. Top job.
Hope no one ever blacks your eye love.
2007-03-07 22:59:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick but funny. 9/10.
2007-03-07 11:34:28 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope no man tries to hit you. That isn't funny. That's just sick.
2007-03-07 12:17:12 · answer #9 · answered by One Odd Duck 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
:O that's too funny. sad for the jamaican lady though.
2007-03-07 11:45:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋