2007-03-07 11:21:00 · 22 answers · asked by mickey 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
My mates and I blame each other constantly. Or fart in a shop, then walk away for the other to be blamed for. Works well when other customers are approaching.
LOL
--That Cheeky Lad
"Chairman, Freedom to Fart Guiltlessly"
2007-03-07 11:40:44 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I blame it on the dog. My dog died in 2003 but I still blame it on the poor little guy.
I used to work in a mailroom for a company and I only ever farted in the lift. It was one of those old cage-type lifts so it was real slow. After a while nobody ever wanted to get in the lift with me. Wonder why...
2007-03-07 11:31:34 · answer #2 · answered by greenfan109 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask a buddy, or do it by technique of your self,Fart in public so she doesnt experience like the global is on her shoulders,or only tell her to roll alongside with it.they could stop guffawing at her.
2016-12-05 09:31:04 · answer #3 · answered by miracle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with friends alert them in a jokey way. e.g.
'peeps be aware im about to buss a silent killer'
but if in public do it and walk away, if anyone smells it you join in saying
'mmmh whats that smell',
remember who ever smelt it dealt it- so be the last person to notice it. lol
2007-03-07 11:26:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i wouldn't if it was silent but deadly, but i would if it was the type which causes a small explosion
but most of the time i keep quiet and hope none notices.
2007-03-07 11:31:37 · answer #5 · answered by rufus shinra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with friends i don't fart silently. in fact we give points for the loudest.
2007-03-07 11:28:12 · answer #6 · answered by val f1 nutter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I always blame the dog
2007-03-09 10:42:38 · answer #7 · answered by barneysmommy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OWN UP??? Own up? I would claim it was me just for the fun of it. Know your friends
2007-03-11 01:18:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably blame it on someone else just for a laff
2007-03-07 11:24:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No... I would go to the bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone...
Cheers mate, blow another one.
2007-03-08 11:34:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋