A young dating couple were driving down the road in a very busy area, when things started to get somewhat passionate. So they decided to pull over and park and have some fun. Things were really getting hot, and they were not paying any attention to what was going on outside.
All of a sudden a policeman was tapping on their window. The cop could hardly contain himself. "Didn't you know that you are not suppose to be having sex in public?" he asked the couple.
Being embarrassed at being caught, they said yes and apologized. "Well," the cop said, "I will have to write you a ticket." So the cop wrote the ticket and reminded them next time to watch their behavior.
After getting dressed, the girlfriend asked her boyfriend what the policeman wrote the ticket for. Her boyfriend replied, "Doing 69 in a 35 zone."
2007-03-07 11:18:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Early morning call, I remember, excellent!
10/10*
Tink xxx
2007-03-09 06:38:22 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never mind the violations, keep them jokes coming, you have a very strong following and your jokes are good.
2007-03-08 08:27:42 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-03-07 21:39:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... That is a good one. VIOLATIONS are no good. Only people with no sense of humor would violate you, except the dude above, if he did, is because you asked for one. I GIVE YOU A STAR!
2007-03-07 19:27:06 · answer #4 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha thats cute
Here's one for you, I heard it at work the other day hope you like.
Whats the speed of sex?
68 cause you turn around at 69.
2007-03-07 20:02:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
u wont get it from me i kinda liked it
2007-03-08 06:15:42 · answer #6 · answered by well thts it...... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aight, i gave you the violation. have a good one!
2007-03-07 19:22:23 · answer #7 · answered by i must be bored, im on Y answers 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
lol...good one!
2007-03-08 11:18:08 · answer #8 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋