One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.
Doctor: What was your dream about?
Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!
Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like?
Blonde: I was running in a hall way.
Doctor: Then what happened?
Blonde: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!
Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?
Blonde: Yes it did.
Doctor: And what did these letter spell?
Blonde: It said "Pull"
2007-03-07 11:14:39 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I can't believe that after not laughing at the beginning or middle I had to laugh at the end.
That was funny
2007-03-07 11:52:08 · answer #1 · answered by A7X 16 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its okay to be impressed by the mundane. Take some time out for anything. I wonder, is there a difference between a blonde, a red, and a gold?
2007-03-07 11:22:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-07 11:19:24 · answer #3 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde walks into a store. Curious about a shiny object, she asks, "What is that?"
The store clerk responds, "It's a thermos."
The blonde then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk says, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
So she buys one. The next day, she brings it to work with her.
Her boss asks, "What is that shiny object?"
She replies "It's a thermos."
He asks, "What does it do?"
She says, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
He then asks, "What do you have in there?"
"Two cups of coffee and a popsicle."
2007-03-07 11:20:55 · answer #4 · answered by melissa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, dumb blonde jokes may be funny, but for blondes it isnt. Though I'm not blonde, I don't think it would be right for anyone to make fun of my hair color.
2007-03-07 21:20:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one. I have a few too.
Why was the blond fired from the MNM factory?
She kept tossing away the W's.
LOL!
2007-03-07 11:24:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it!!!
what about
One day a brunette, a redhead and a blonde decide to go through their daughter's purses.
So, the brunette goes through her daughter's purse and finds cigarettes. She says, "Oh my god, I'm so ashamed! My Daughter smokes."
So, the redhead goes through her daughter's purse and finds an empty can of beer. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My daughter drinks."
So, finally, it's the blondes turn and she finds a used condom. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My daughter has a penis."
2007-03-07 11:21:02 · answer #7 · answered by BUNGLE!! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahahaha! That is so funny! Gosh Blondes are famous for being dumb!
2007-03-07 11:18:22 · answer #8 · answered by I kNo! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats brilliant, I laughed out loud when reading that, brilliant joke 10/10
2007-03-07 11:20:06 · answer #9 · answered by crazyicklepwincess 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAhaha.
2007-03-07 22:55:27 · answer #10 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋