A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Clause with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.
As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
She woman replied, "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
2007-03-07 11:04:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I`m crying here!!! I can`t see!! Wait while I wipe the tears!
OK that is FAF, I wish I could give you lots of stars for this one! Very clever, I`m off to the tattooist!!!
100/10*
Tink x
2007-03-09 06:35:47 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2007-03-07 21:41:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny!!! LOL!!! Just like a man to repeat such a joke.
2007-03-07 19:10:03 · answer #3 · answered by Mee-Maw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it, good job hubby wasnt a chef?? the mind would boggle.
2007-03-08 08:32:14 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha.. dirrrrrrr-tyyyyyy
But funny, I like it :P
2007-03-07 19:10:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaaaaaaaaa
lmaoo
that was good
dirty but funnyyyyyyy
2007-03-07 19:15:10 · answer #6 · answered by nomal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋