Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 2:
"We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"
Day 3:
"We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I'm a 36DD. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "No dear, it's because your 25.
2007-03-07 11:00:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Doesn't it make you glad they invented blondes and blonde jokes?
2007-03-10 03:10:12 · answer #1 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love blonde jokes! What with being a blonde consultant engineer! Even then , I have such mental blonde days.....I just can't get rid of it! It's like an imaginary friend that never goes away!
2007-03-07 11:09:58 · answer #2 · answered by scamp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats a funny blonde joke.
2007-03-07 11:49:20 · answer #3 · answered by Kain j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-07 11:35:34 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, being blonde I hear them all!
2007-03-07 11:08:31 · answer #5 · answered by Sherry Baby ( Ethan's Mama ) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giggle... why are there no blond bloke jokes? I feel discriminated against...
2007-03-07 11:09:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Soz but NOT funny x
2007-03-07 11:06:09 · answer #7 · answered by lovelylady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is Truly Blonde! LOL.
Good One! LOL.
Have a great weekend, and thanks for the laughs!
2007-03-10 01:27:33 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha nice one. Makes ya chuckle
:-)))
2007-03-07 11:04:48 · answer #9 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!!
2007-03-07 13:02:17 · answer #10 · answered by Betta Franka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋