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A man was in court for a double murder, and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You b*stard!"

The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."

Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You damned b*stard!"

The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you, or I shall charge you with contempt! Now is that a problem?"

The man at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years, I have lived next door to that b*stard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer ... he said he never had one!"

2007-03-07 10:59:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

24 answers

another good 1 pmsl 10/10 x

2007-03-07 13:42:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny! 10/10

2007-03-07 11:04:24 · answer #2 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! Great punchline! 10/10.

2007-03-07 11:32:53 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Yes its another good one, 10/10 thanx for the laugh.

2007-03-08 00:49:13 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0 0

guy takes his wife with him and his Friends to the golf coarse for the first time. he takes his shot on the first hole, his wife get to close, he takes a chunk out of her head, as she's leaving for the hospital, in an ambulance, the driver asks him if he wants to come. he said it depends, turns to his Friends and asked "do i get a Mulligan?

2007-03-07 11:24:55 · answer #5 · answered by cookie 5 · 0 0

Fantastic!! Never heard this before, you are on a roll.

FAF:

That`s; F...for funny :) droll I know, couldn`t help it!

Excellent stuff Prince.

10/10*

Tink xxx

2007-03-09 06:27:51 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 5 · 0 0

Wrong, but yes funny

2007-03-07 11:04:42 · answer #7 · answered by xxxxxracheyxxxxx 2 · 0 0

haha wow that is good where did you get it hahahahahjahahahahahahahahsahahahahaha omg i am going to pee myselg brbr gtg use the reastroom hahaha!

2007-03-07 11:07:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HAHAHA! That is so funy! It's one of the few jokes i know that make me laugh!

2007-03-07 11:12:25 · answer #9 · answered by I kNo! 3 · 0 0

Ha Ha I like that one. Really funny :-)))

2007-03-07 11:07:02 · answer #10 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0 0

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