Women what are five things that you annoy you about men?

Question

Just list them like this: 1. (your answer)
2. (your answer)

and so on. Just like that.

Answer 1

1) Not picking up after himself.(even though I am a stay at home mom and he should not have to always pick up after himself. Only some times.)
2) Not being able to read my mind. (lol wouldn't that be nice)
3) When your lost just say it! (my husband will say "I'm not lost I'm just on the wrong road" lol Hum isn't this the same thing?)
4) the way he teaches our sons to fart and well OK do BOY things. (LOL ok I do laugh at this.)
5) cutting his hair..( I like it a special way. He doesn't. I do not always win.. LOL)

Answer 2

1) He thinks everything he says is interesting
2) He eats all the cookies/ ice cream and doesn't leave me any
3) He steals the covers and rolls over onto my side of the bed when I get up to go to the bathroom!
4) He can never find his keys/ glasses without me
5) He's actually a better cook than I am.
(yes, I'm talking about a particular man but these can apply to men in general also!)

Answer 3

1. They don't notice what we're wearing and claim we look better with no make up when we know they just don't want to wait for us to get ready...
2. They can't take hints
3. They don't wash enough!FAces should be washed before bed!
4. They have to go to sleep imediately after sex.
5. When the football is on...you literally do not exist...no matter how many hints you drop....:p Okay thats boyfriends.

Men in general
1. Spitting! Its gross, not manly
2. Honking! Think we like that sound? It makes us jump and its not like we're gonna jump in the car with you, say o god i love that sound I must have you now?
3. The same goes for whistling and teeth kissing/any other noises you make when we walk past...
4. Not taking no for an answer, we're not playing coy, if we say no we mean it, if we several excuses, we mean no but don't want to hurt your feelings...
5. Any form of touching you when/where you don't want to be touched...its hard for us to be strict/serious if you're joking....

AND DON'T TALK TO US WHEN WE'RE COMING! Just lie down and shut up!! Its not the time for dirty talk :p hehe xxxx

Answer 4

1) Pooping jokes! Seriously, what is it with guys and poop and farting! Gross. It is really not funny, so cut it out!!!

2) Sloppyness. It's not that we really like gay men, its just that we like guys who are clean cut and stylish. Personally I think every guy should invest in GQ magazine and take a few tips even if you think you're already on top of fashion or not

3) Not shaving daily! There is nothing sexy about razor burn. Unless you're going for the rugged look (which can be sexy when done properly), a clean shaven face is always hot

4) Not treating us like ladies. It's true that we'll sit down and watch the game with you, we'll crack jokes with you, hang out with your guy friends with you and drink beer with you but...Chivalry is NOT dead. We still melt when you guys open the door for us, send us flowers and take our coats. Now matter how modern life is in 2007, girls still want a man with traditional values

5) hmmmm, can't think of a 5th but I hope the first four help! *smiles*

Answer 5

1. arrogance: Need i say more?....
2. dishonesty: Most of you lie and cheat!
3. selfishness: Most of you want more than one woman at the same time, or you only dream of having threesomes! You claim that you have needs without considering the woman's needs.
4. Most of you have short tension spans which makes it difficult for you to listen to what your wives are saying to you.
5. shallowness: Most of you seem to have a difficult time differentiating love from lust. For the most part, you hate to show your vulnerable side....which isn't healthy, and sometimes leads to emotional illness....i mean cry every once in a while...you laugh...don't you?...It's part of life,
6. and on a lighter note, most of you become bald, fat, and hearing impaired long before you're anywhere near sixty.

and you only wanted five things. I added six, but i wanted to add more.

Answer 6

1. Some of them don't flush the toilet
2. Some act really full of themselves
3. Some are lazy.
4. Some act like they don't want to go out.
5. Some of them don't keep clean.

Answer 7

1. Ego
2. Ego
3. Ego
4. Ego
5. Ego

Get the message. And i am a 100% Hetrosexual MAN.

Believe drop the Ego

Answer 8

1.arrogance 2. self centered egos 3. No compassion for a woman in tears. 4.They have a tendency to hear you but not listen to you.5.Never wanting to spend quality time with you.

Answer 9

1. When they don't follow through on promises
2. When they say they will call, but never do!
3. When they buy you a lame gift
4. When they go into the "cave" and refuse to come out!
5. When all they want to do is have SEX all day!

Answer 10

Sorry to bust in here Wild Geek...Jojo, it annoys me when women don't put the toilet seat up after peeing...NOT. Actually, I don't give a sh*t either way. But for some reason not only do women get annoyed by it, they assume they are entitled to it. Not anymore, chivalry is dead!

You women can put it down, just as we put it up. If ya keep complaining we men will just leave it down and pee on the seat!

Edit:
Oh no, not you too Jennifer H!