The Computer Swallowed Grandma
The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me!
2007-03-07 10:08:17 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! Good one! 9/10.
2007-03-07 10:11:31 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Must be an out-dated joke, since Jeeves is gone for a year already.
2007-03-07 10:17:55 · answer #2 · answered by carbigpow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That happened to my Grandad. but I did'nt make a bl++dy poem out of it. Funny though.
2007-03-11 09:49:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! Kudos to you! 10*.
Great Rhyme! LOL.
Have a great weekend!
2007-03-10 01:34:42 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny [9.9] [9.9 1/2] [10.00]lol that pretty good and i will i think i just seen her searching through my online diary!you granny sure is "hyper"active!
2007-03-07 10:13:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.
2007-03-07 10:12:07 · answer #6 · answered by Courtney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Grandma is now in my folder; please pay me $1million! Don't report to the CIA or you will never see her again!
I'll release her once I've got the money; email me: payme@yahoo.com
2007-03-07 10:24:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely brilliant,shh I will wake the house up with me laughing,lol
2007-03-07 11:07:44 · answer #8 · answered by LYNDA M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good, I like it a lot!
2007-03-07 10:12:50 · answer #9 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know where she is 10/10 though
2007-03-07 12:16:48 · answer #10 · answered by KITZYA R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋