mother. "Well," said her mother, "how was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. Things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful four-letter words! You've got to take me home. Please Mama!" "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? What four-letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the daughter. "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful. Come get me, please." "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible four-letter words!" Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama, he used words like dust, wash, iron, cook." "I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother
2007-03-07 10:04:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
aaaaaaah hahahahahaha thats how I feel now and Ive been married for only two years!!! thats funny.
2007-03-07 10:52:23 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny i know one no offense to anyone
its worth your time
there were 3 Mexicans and they didn't know English so the watched TV the first watched Dora and learned we did it we did it the 2nd learned forks and knives from a gorma chef show the third one watched ABC and learned plug it in just plug it in
later that day there was a murder in the colony they asked them if they had killed the girl the first Mexican who had been watching Dora said we did it we did it then the police asked how they killed her the second mexican who had watched gorma chef answered forks and knives forks and knives later they were about to be executed they asked any last request the last one who had watched ABC answered plug it in just plug it in!!!!!
2007-03-07 18:18:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! Of course a spoiled brat.
2007-03-07 18:11:58 · answer #3 · answered by Titanic Fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well WIFE does stand for Washing , Ironing , F#@king , Ect
2007-03-07 18:42:56 · answer #4 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well that was a waste of reading time!! That was lame!! The punchline was crap!!
2007-03-07 18:15:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
what a lazy wife
that mother doesn't promote good habits for her daughter if she doesn't expect her to have to cook, iron, dust, and wash.
2007-03-07 18:08:54 · answer #6 · answered by urmomrulez 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
haha
2007-03-07 18:13:19 · answer #7 · answered by Courtney 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i get thats funny
2007-03-07 18:09:17 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Leo girl♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha that was soooooooooooooooo cute!!!
2007-03-07 18:09:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awwww... that's too bad woman, now get to cleanin'!!!
2007-03-07 18:08:44 · answer #10 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋