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2007-03-07 09:59:16 · 22 answers · asked by bosox2312 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

I say its neither. The glass is twice as large as it needs to be.

2007-03-07 10:28:50 · update #1

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If it's full of liquor and I'm around it, it'll be all empty soon.

2007-03-07 10:05:09 · answer #1 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1 0

depends on who is holding it. if a person holding the cup sees it half full this person looks at good things in life. if a person holding the cup sees it half empty then the person always tries to find something out of place.

2007-03-07 18:22:45 · answer #2 · answered by plum_145 2 · 0 0

The glass is always full, it just depends if you want the glass to be full of air or water

2007-03-07 18:05:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The glass is half plastic.

2007-03-07 18:05:42 · answer #4 · answered by Ace 5 · 0 0

If it is a politicians glass it is full of sh*t and a half wit.

2007-03-07 18:13:07 · answer #5 · answered by Rob 6 · 1 0

it depends if u drink it to be half and half its half empty but if you poor it to be half and half it is half full.
or it could be half and half.
or it could be a full glass that is only half the size of a regular cup.

2007-03-07 18:04:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

half full of emptiness, half empty of fullness, it's all 50/50.

2007-03-07 18:09:37 · answer #7 · answered by cookie 5 · 0 0

that all depends if you are looking with both eyes open or just one eye open and what is the contents of the glass.

2007-03-07 18:08:55 · answer #8 · answered by betuelibarra 2 · 0 0

THE GLASS IS F#*KING BROKEN AND THAT ISN'T WATER ON THE TABLE - IT'S MY TEARS!!! MY TEARS FROM LOST HOPES, DREAMS, LOVES, OPPORTUNITIES!!!!!!!! AAARGH! I CAN'T F'N HACK IT ANYMORE-GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD-NOW I'M GOING TO FIND A FULL GLASS, FULL OF VODKA, AND DRINK MYSELF INTO OBLIVION AND THROW MY SELF OFF A BRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

how's that?

2007-03-07 18:07:26 · answer #9 · answered by lkrhtr70 4 · 0 0

i say its half full cos if there's a will there's a way, u gotta keep moving on.

2007-03-07 18:13:27 · answer #10 · answered by glitters 2 · 0 0

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