They could get the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines all together and they take turn choosing people for their squads. When you sign up they make you run their gay obstacle course, test your accuracy with weapons, and see if you can no sell bullets like Nick Cage in Con Air, then televise it and invite the top scorers to the site. When you get selected you get to hold up the uniform of the division that selected you (Of course, if you get selected by the Marines, you'll probably look like Steve Francis when the Grizzlies took him.)... I think it would convince a lot of stupid people to cash in for their 15 minutes, and at the very least make the draft slightly appealing. Opinions?
2007-03-07
09:52:27
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* I'm talking about when there is one, you jackasses. Cause it's gotta happen sooner or later. 2 more years and I'm sweet anyway.
2007-03-07
10:02:57 ·
update #1