2007-03-07 09:50:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Probably yesterday. I don't remember exactly when because I don't keep track of my farts. I haven't left the house today.
2007-03-07 09:56:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yesterday. I was in Walmart buying some paint when I felt a major fart building up inside. I walked over to the hardware area, sort of in a corner -- I didnt see anybody around so I sort of bent over and let'er rip. It was one of those rip roaring loud and long farts and it stunk-up the whole asile. Wouldn't you just know it but a couple of really hot looking babes rounded the corner right as I finished. I know they heard me and when one of them started coughing and covering her nose and mouth I felt kinda bad. It was right then that another fart blasted out -- low and loud. I guess they think I s*it my pants cause they both turned and walked away. That was about the time it dawned on me that I was wearing old grease stained jeans with big holes in the knees, an old stained wife-beater shirt and a pair of shoes that didn't match. I had been working on my car all morning so I didn't shower so I guess they both thought I was some homeless bum. I grabbed my paint and headed to the check out pop-poping little farts all the way. My life, my life.....
2007-03-07 11:04:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yesterday.
My husband and I love to do this thing where one of us will fart really loud in a grocery store and make a huge scene blaming the other one just to embarass the people in the store with us.
Yeah, we're in our 30's but we're still kids at heart.
2007-03-07 09:59:42 · answer #3 · answered by Chick-A- Deedle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In an elevator in Atlantic city... as I walked out of the vehicle, some nuns went in and the door closed ! Did I point out it replaced right into a tumbler elevator so I have been given to work out their expressions as they enjoyed the experience up !
2016-12-14 13:19:14 · answer #4 · answered by lillibridge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today at the gas station.
2007-03-07 09:57:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yesterday. Silent but deadly hee hee
2007-03-07 09:55:10 · answer #6 · answered by wildflower12 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's been a while I'm not really sure.
2007-03-07 13:13:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a couple of weeks ago.
2007-03-07 10:03:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I call it burp from the @ssssss - oh only yesterday.........
2007-03-07 09:58:39 · answer #9 · answered by boonoora 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not anytime this week as far as i remember :D
2007-03-07 09:57:13 · answer #10 · answered by Samer Kamel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋