All of the sudden a Genie appeared: "Paddy, you've been a good man! Although, I can't get you off this island, I can give you threewishes to ease your lonliness. What would you like?"
Paddy: "Oh what a glorious day! Thank you kind sir! First, I would like a companion, the most beautiful Irish lass that ever trod the earth, with a nice healthy rack!" POOF-Maureen O'Hara appears (w/ a nice set). "Wow, I'm impressed!"
Genie: "Now, for your second wish?"
Paddy: " How about a pint of Guiness that never empties" POOF-A pint appears. "Oh, my- I must try this right now" Paddy drinks it up and sure enough the pint immediately refills itself. "Amazing!", Paddy says.
Genie: "And, for your third wish?"
Paddy: " That was so good, I'll just take another one of these"
2007-03-07 09:42:21 · 4 answers · asked by lkrhtr70 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Awwww... that's pretty funny, even I have to admit.
2007-03-07 09:47:41 · answer #1 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10.
2007-03-07 09:59:49 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, wow. that's funny! Paddy's a smarty!
2007-03-07 09:50:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, good one. 9.99/9.99
2007-03-07 09:46:53 · answer #4 · answered by Ace 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋