FUN THINGS 2 DO WHILE WAITING 4 A FREE TOILET CUBICLE
start crossing ur legs&squirm desperately,while edging ur way closer2the person next2u.
go2the hand towel dispenser&yank a whole heap out&deistribute them around,charging a dollar per wad.
get down on ur hands&knees&start peering under the cubicle doors,calling our gleefully,'I can see you!'
shake hands with everyone in line&tell them this is ur 4th visit 2day.
frown,sigh,&mutter,'Gotta go, gotta go!'then pause,grimace,&say'Oops!'
Talk about the new brand of toilet paper u have discovered.
get out ur lunch&start eating.
2vampire bats are hanging in a tree just before dawn,when1says2the other,'Did u hear that?my belly just rumbled.i've gotta get some more food.'his pal tells him that it is far too dangerous as the sun will be up soon,but he promises to be quick&takes off.within a minute,he's back on the branch,blood dripping from his mouth.'That was quick,where did u go?'asks his pal in astonishment.'c that tree?''yes' ididnt
2007-03-07 09:40:15 · 7 answers · asked by Rosenrot_663 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, that made me laugh.
Have a great day!
2007-03-07 09:45:12 · answer #1 · answered by Mary R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay... tose are kinda random, but gave me a chuckle.
2007-03-07 17:45:31 · answer #2 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the joke at the end. except the punchline is jumbled together and its hard to tell which one is which. my brother would do wut u said for waiting to use the toilet. lol. so would my cousin
2007-03-07 17:46:16 · answer #3 · answered by sonic_pros 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...it's too long...and I just got home from school so my brain hurts from all the stuff I learned today
2007-03-07 17:45:39 · answer #4 · answered by ALL SMILES :D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, i've heard of ones that you can do in a bathroom stall but never while waiting for one. 9/10!! Thanks for the laugh!!!:)
2007-03-07 17:46:19 · answer #5 · answered by iluvmyself676 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
el oh el
2007-03-11 15:37:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Have a great weekend, and thanks for the laughs!
2007-03-10 09:43:25 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋