He used to hang out with guys only.
He once had an affair with a prostitute.
He had this fetishist penchant for washing his cronies' feet.
On his last supper with them, he told them "eat me" and "drink me"
He was later found kissing with his pal Judas.
Who is this character?
2007-03-07 09:34:51 · 16 answers · asked by Malcolm Knoxville III 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, I almost forgot, his pal Judas became famous because he was hung.
2007-03-07 09:50:39 · update #1
Eddie Murphy? No no wait I know Peewee Herman.
2007-03-07 09:40:00 · answer #1 · answered by millajovovichsboyfriend 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Except for the affair I'd say Jesus. He never had an affair and people always assume Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. She had seven demons cast out of her which means she was probably considered crazy.
Jesus was with 12 men all the time, he washed their feet, and he said to eat and drink in remembrance of Him. and Judas was the one who kissed Him.
2007-03-07 17:39:41 · answer #2 · answered by Jan P 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have found the person! His name is Jesus. He died for so that you could try to tread all over his name as you did in this question. He did not have an affair, for he was never married. In fact, he never once had relations with anyone. He washed peoples feet as a sign of humility, showing us how we should be with other people, showing that no one is any better than any other person. He told his followers to take the wine and drink it and to do it in remembrance of the blood he shed for all of us. He then told them to eat the bread in remembrance of his body which was broken and battered for people like you and people like me. He was later found telling Judas that he would betray him.
You should be thankful that someone out there loved you enough to die for you so that you could have the freedom to sit there and say things you're saying, yet he still loves you, would offer you forgiveness if you asked it, and wouldn't take it back for anything.. God knows you cannot find another man in the world who led such a perfect life..
2007-03-07 17:44:40 · answer #3 · answered by Miranda 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You're sick...you bend and twist the scriptures to make Jesus of Nazereth...son of the one true God to seem like a sinner? May God have mercy on your soul.
He stayed around his disciples to teach and guide them
His "affair" was saving her life from men who intended to stone her to death. He then blessed her and forgave her sins and sent her on her way.
He was teaching us how to be a servant leader. back in the day, feet were the dirtiest...it was sandy and they wore sandals...washing feet was the humblest thing a person could do. he did this once as a sign and a symbol
the last supper is a symbol as well. we are to be so filled with the holy spirit that He dwells inside of us.
Judas kissed him. It was a sign to the Pharisees that this was Jesus. It was a betrayal. Not only that, it was a greeting kiss on the cheek. most cultures worldwide do this commonly.
I hope you ask God for forgiveness for your insinuations
2007-03-07 17:41:15 · answer #4 · answered by dbudude 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well, other than the whole "affair with a prostitute" thing, that sounds like Jesus. He didn't only hang out with men though. It was just men that He taught to lead the church after He was gone.
And actually, people washed His feet as well. It was a sign of honor and respect.
Judas kissed Jesus, not vice versa.
2007-03-07 17:38:25 · answer #5 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1) best friends were Mary,Martha and lazarus(remember him)
2) Saved a prostitute from stoning is not having an affair
3) Foot washing was the ultimate sign of service
4) Spiritual Food
5) Judas did the kissing and it lead Jesus to death. Surprised you didnt mention Judas was hung.
Jesus of Nazareth, carpenter by trade, Son of God by birth.
2007-03-07 17:43:39 · answer #6 · answered by sdr35hw 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You'll be in my prayers. I feel that your trying to describe Jesus, but your views are flawed and insulting to those of love Christ. If this was your intent, or just a poor effort on humor, then I feel true sadness for you. If you truly seeking to find out who Christ is, I suggest starting with the book of Matthew, and continuing on to Revelations. May God bless you.
2007-03-07 17:40:29 · answer #7 · answered by Underdog 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Um, let me guess, Malcolm Knoxville III! Oh, Oh, that's you...No wonder you asked the question. Why don't you join the American Idol if you want the attention?
I think simon would like you.
2007-03-07 17:44:27 · answer #8 · answered by cowboybuboy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
FYI he was a teacher and he never had an affair. and he wasn't FOUND kissing Judas, Judas gave him the kiss of betrayal for a bag of silver. so STOP ******* saying things that you don't understand!!!!!
2007-03-07 17:40:31 · answer #9 · answered by plum_145 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Um...Jesus.
2007-03-07 17:37:31 · answer #10 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋