Anyone have story jokes! best one gets 10 points!?

Question

Please tell me jokes, story jokes. Best one gets 10 points. Oh and after your joke, please explain. If you can't do a story joke you may just do any joke. Ad please explain too cause sometimes i don't undersand.

P.S roddles are open, oh and please give answers to riddles

Answer 1

There are three mice who just lost their home, so they all go to a hide in a humans. They decide to split up and find a place to sleep. The first one goes into a laundry basket. The second one sleeps on the porch. And the third one sleeps in a toilet. The next day they tel each other about their day. the first one says "mine was great!" the second one says "mine was OK..." and the third one says "mine was horrible, first it rained! Then it thundered. Then a giant log fell on me!"

Answer 2

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster and told this to the market vendor.

The vendor replied: "I have just the rooster for you. This here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!"

So the farmer bought the rooster and took him back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house, though, he gave the rooster a little pep talk: he said, "I'm counting on you to do your stuff." And with that, the rooster strutted into the hen house.

The rooster was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till the rooster had finished having his way with each hen. But, the rooster didn't stop there.

The rooster went into the barn and mounted all of the horses, one by one, and still at the same frantic pace.

Then he went to the pig house, where he did the same.

The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief cried out, "Stop, you crazy rooster! You'll kill yourself!" But the rooster continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.

Well, the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw the rooster lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A couple of buzzards were already circling above the rooster.

The farmer walked up to the rooster saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned you, little buddy."

"Shhhhhhh," the rooster whispered, "The buzzards are getting closer."

Answer 3

Paddy O'neal was stranded on a desert isle (Irish joke)
All of the sudden a Genie appeared: "Paddy, you've been a good man! Although, I can't get you off this island, I can give you threewishes to ease your lonliness. What would you like?"

Paddy: "Oh what a glorious day! Thank you kind sir! First, I would like a companion, the most beautiful Irish lass that ever trod the earth, with a nice healthy rack!" POOF-Maureen O'Hara appears (w/ a nice set). "Wow, I'm impressed!"
Genie: "Now, for your second wish?"
Paddy: " How about a pint of Guiness that never empties" POOF-A pint appears. "Oh, my- I must try this right now" Paddy drinks it up and sure enough the pint immediately refills itself. "Amazing!", Paddy says.
Genie: "And, for your third wish?"
Paddy: " That was so good, I'll just take another one of these"