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If Jesus wanted Lobster for his last supper, would the Catholic Church be allowed to charge admission for Communion to ease the cost of the ceremony? It'd be a real bummer to have to pay for all that!

2007-03-07 08:52:11 · 11 answers · asked by billthakat 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

ummm... I see a question mark at the end... Its worded right, I'm pretty sure this qualifies as a question.

2007-03-07 08:58:37 · update #1

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That would make the Pope crabby.

2007-03-07 08:56:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

im not catholic but am a christian that can tell you that if He wanted lobster,TBones anything He wanted He would probably buy for all since it all belongs to Him anyway good thing He doesnt charge interest or boy you would see no more lobsters wouldnt that be a bummer

2007-03-07 17:03:19 · answer #2 · answered by loveChrist 6 · 1 0

Learn the basics of the theology of the eucharist, or communion, before you try to be a smart a**. Then at least you could ask intelligent, rather than uninspired and useless, questions.

2007-03-07 16:57:06 · answer #3 · answered by JS 2 · 0 1

Jesus was Jewish. Lobster isn't kosher. Even if it HADN'T been on a Passover, He wouldn't have had anything to do with it.

2007-03-07 17:04:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Naaahhh just add a couple bingo nights to fray the cost

2007-03-07 16:57:14 · answer #5 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 2 1

this qualifies as a question
high marks

2007-03-07 19:16:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Actually, I've argued that my church should serve oreo cookies and milk as sacrements. Mmmmm, sacrilicious!

2007-03-07 16:59:54 · answer #7 · answered by Curtis B 6 · 1 1

Don't you think Jesus had enough foresight and wisdom to keep it inexpensive? He did have the wisdom of God at His disposal, after all.

2007-03-07 16:58:07 · answer #8 · answered by dukefenton 7 · 1 1

What makes you think catholics are so shell-fish?

2007-03-07 16:55:41 · answer #9 · answered by G's Random Thoughts 5 · 1 1

this is not a real question.

2007-03-07 16:57:28 · answer #10 · answered by sheepinarowboat 4 · 0 1

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