To the regulars only....Will you help me with my tattoo/bm idea?

Question

I was sitting around at work bored and I've decided to transform myself into Sponge Bob.....I need suggestions on the proper shade of yellow ink......and should I tattoo on the brown square pants or just tattoo my entire body yellow and have the wife make my pants....I'm also having problems deciding if I want to tattoo the pores on or it I should look for a body modification specialist to drill holes in me. I just have the usual questions.....Will it hurt? Can I get my work done in one sitting? How much will my transformation cost? Will this make me a bigger hit with the ladies? Are non tattooed people going to hate on me? How will my sponge body look when I'm 80? Are all you posers still going to talk to me after I get REAL ink? ......Please help....I plan on going to the tattoo shop tomorrow and get started...and I need answers now...

thanks for your help

I am also looking for a sidekick who is willing to undergo a transformation into Patrick. (BroKe...Blair....either of you would look great in pink with pointy heads)

yes nome179er you can be Sandy if you promise not to karate chop or kick me in my sponges balls.

Blair ....What would I do without you ....emo oil an essential ingredient and I forgot it..... And I never even considered the aerodynamics involved (I can take my windshield off my bike because the wind will blow through me)

Yes sweetie Dad is transforming himself into spongebob because YOU like him sooooo much. I am going to ask James to do my ink.....and I think everybody in the yahoo tattoos should get a Gary tattoo in support of my ordeal.

Ok so we have nome179er agreeing to be Sandy, blair for Plankton (though they are going to have to cut off a lot of parts to get you down to size), Burntglitter as a krabby patty.... and BroKe for Squidward (do you play clarinet or do I need to spring for lessons?)........I still need someone willing to be tattooed pink and have your head shaped into a point....

Answer 1

1. Yellow - be sure to ask for that black light stuff to put over any other yellow you choose so you will be all kewl in da club.

2. Have your wife sew yer pants.

3. Def go for the body mod pores - much more realistic

4. Pain - hell no, none of this stuff will hurt, dontcha know?? It just feels like a little scratching, nice....like having your back scratched.

5. You can have yer work done in one sitting if you go to one of those drive through type shops - with lots of tattooers draggin em in and pounding em down. They will put two artists on you at once.

6. Cost - expect around fifty to a hundred bux. Don't bother tipping because they already get paid wayyy too much.

7. The ladies will want you bad.

8. Non-tattooed people will be all over you with yellow fever!

9. When you are 80 you will be able to have a sponge tuck so no worries. Everyone will idolize you for eternity. Your tattoo artists will end up with their own TV show and rule the industry!

Rider Sponge Bob Rocks!!

PS...be sure to get some matching paint for yer ride!!

Answer 2

Well if I was going to be transformed into one of those characters, it would have to be Plankton. He rules.

Getting to your question, the first thing we would have to do is go to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. How else do you plan on picking up that square shape. Then for the holes, I suppose we could drill through you and insert surgical steel tubes through you and mend you together around them. Talk about less wind drag on your bike. Multi purpose you say????? Now the pants can be made by shaving about 65 Emos, and by doing this you will collect enough Emo oil to aid in healing your ink. This can probably be done in about 6 or 7 sittings, so be prepared to look like a peeled Banana for a while. Just make sure to pick all the scabs and scratch as much as necessary.


Hope this helps

Answer 3

That's a pretty awesome transformation. In regards to the correct shade of yellow ink...you might want to consult your artist....they're great at those sorts of things. I would prob have your wife make some shorts. Or you could probably find some brown colored hotpants. With re: to pores, you could prob just have them tattooed just so the effect that you wanted.

re: you usual ques
1. hurt - maybe
2. one sitting - prob not
3. cost - you're just going to have to go to your artist and do the big thing and ASK
4. hit with the ladies - I personally wouldn't like a giant yellow colored sponge for a guy but hey...whatever floats your boat
5. Yes - they will hate you because you're different...
6. Sponge bob at 80 - you'll look like an 80 year old sponge
7. Yes, I will be a proud poser that will still talk to you after your real ink....hey....I was thinking of trying to become sponge bob....I heard of this really cool idea to do so...what do you think?

Answer 4

Sounds awesome, you'll be the next lizard man. I would suggest bagging the tattoo idea, and surgically replacing all your skin with sponges. This way it'll still look good when you're 80. Although you might have a hard time drying off after showering. As for the ladies, you'll be a sure hit with all the 8 year old girls!

Answer 5

My 12th grade award was "Best Stereotype" - most likely to be in the kitchen for the rest of her life. Stoked. Mind, I have a great smile. Excessive coffee consumption has helped that O.o * Biggest Harry Potter freak * The one you'd most likely see at the library * The one who's going to live in his/her imagination * Most likely to end up as a couple (two people) * Voldemort's Evil Twin Award * Lewis Carrol Award (The one with the imagination of a pothead) I'll add more.

Answer 6

I want to be Squidward, make Blair be Patrick......

I would go for dermal punches for the pores, and make sure that they get infected, that will increase the realistic look of them. I would say that at age 80, you will be the hit of the nursing home.

Answer 7

dad! you're doing this for me right? because you totally know that i love sbsp right? after all i did name my dog after patrick!!! i'll get a tattoo of gary! oh yay! i can't wait.
it shouldn't hurt at all. maybe like a gentle massage. and it shouldn't cost much either, i would say around $35.
drilling holes or having circles tattooed is a big question. either way it could cost you an extra $10 which is pretty expensive.
good luck!

Answer 8

no it wont hurt. you can get it all done in an hour. and you'll definitely be a hit with the ladies [in the 6 and under crowd]. also, it will be much more authentic if you have a bm specialist drill you.

thanks for this. it made my day.

Answer 9

Can I come too?, I want to be transformed into a krabby patty because you know I don't eat meat so it would be the ultimate statment :)

Answer 10

We'll just staple sponges to you and use a drill for the holes.

A palm sander should square you up nicely :-D