A young man, shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around.
If he stopped, she stopped.
Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout,& she turned to him & said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease;it's just that you look so much like my late son."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good-Bye,Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Good Bye, Mom."
The little old lady waved, & smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much....?
I only bought 5 items...?"
The clerk replied,"Yeah, but your mother said you'd be paying for her things,too."
Don't Trust Little Old Ladies!!!!
2007-03-07 08:37:16 · 28 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is a really funny joke! Thanks it made me feel abit happier!
2007-03-07 08:58:38 · answer #1 · answered by Jojo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to me, as it was pretty predictable. Besides, I was expecting for something more dreadful to happen, like the the lady turning out to be a big mobster or a serial killer and the man getting busted or killed by hired assassins...
2007-03-07 16:46:41 · answer #2 · answered by gurlu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before and it's not funny infact I saw it on an urban legend show
2007-03-07 16:40:47 · answer #3 · answered by DMRDX122 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good lesson with a sense of humour!
2007-03-07 16:48:01 · answer #4 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, i got the idea from the beginning so, I think therer are other jokes far better than this. Anyway, it's not bad.
2007-03-07 16:54:16 · answer #5 · answered by angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it kind of funny, but the ending is so predictable (and ive never heard the joke before, either).
2007-03-07 17:23:45 · answer #6 · answered by muffinlover515 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it could be fun if I was in the right mood
2007-03-07 17:27:26 · answer #7 · answered by jobees 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lool, very funny. smart little old lady!!!
lool: laugh outrageously out loud
2007-03-07 17:24:37 · answer #8 · answered by star42430 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny....hilarious in fact... but Ive heard that like a ZILLION times.
2007-03-07 17:01:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! that's funny, One I havent heard yet!
2007-03-07 16:46:50 · answer #10 · answered by Joslyn M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats pretty funny
2007-03-07 16:44:03 · answer #11 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋