what did you do?
2007-03-07 08:34:09 · 14 answers · asked by JB 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Birth. I cried.
Thanks for asking!
2007-03-07 08:37:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
during college, at the dinner table in the dining hall.
I had a horrible case of gas. I was talking with a girl that I really liked, so I did not want to get up and leave.
Fortunately, when I passed gas, I didn't make any noise. However, as George Carlin might have described it... it was an SBD... silent but deadly.
I let out one... and the stink was horrible, but quickly vanished. I let out another, it was even worse, and the smell lingered a bit longer. There were about four others at the table, one by one they left, until it was just me and the girl that I liked. I let out still another. This last one was so bad it was nauseating. I could tell that the girl could smell it, because she turned beet red and chewed her food slowly. The fart was kind of wet, and it greased my shorts. So, I had to excuse myself, and thus left the girl in the stench.
It was horribly embarrassing, and the girl never went on a date with me. In fact, she never sat at the same table with me after that episode.
2007-03-07 16:46:05 · answer #2 · answered by Jack Chedeville 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My first day of class at my grad school. As I was going to sit down I let out a loud short one before I sat down. I tried to duplicate the sound with the chair, but no luck.
2007-03-07 16:37:38 · answer #3 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was with a big group of people, and there was in the group, a girl that I liked. We were all laughing and having a good time. I was sitting on this hard wooded chair and I laughed so hard that I ripped one and my butt cheeks slapped against the wood seat. I hoped that noone ever heard it but I'll never know
2007-03-07 16:40:29 · answer #4 · answered by Gwynny 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I was a kid in grade school. During a test I dropped my pencil. I bent over to pick it up and accidentally let a loud one fly. The whole class was snickering for the rest of the test. Boy, did I hear it during recess that day.
2007-03-07 16:37:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
in the cinema in a real quiet scene i was with my girlfriend she was laughing but embaressed , the cinema was packed and it was loud as. and once for a joke i farted over the p.a micraphone in a store it was funny as.
2007-03-07 16:42:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hanging out with this guy I had a crush on. I laughed too hard and out it came. Then I laughed much harder, but I was crying on the inside.
2007-03-07 16:44:40 · answer #7 · answered by mina_lumina 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
One time I had too much to drink and my women friend was performing fellatio on me. Needless to say neither one of those things ever happened again.
2007-03-07 16:42:11 · answer #8 · answered by vagpenisdude 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I was lying in bed sick one day, it felt like I had to fart, so I did, only it wasn't a fart. I sh!t myself!
2007-03-07 16:38:55 · answer #9 · answered by Harry_Cox 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
In my private middle school, I once let one rip while we were in our silent prayer service.
2007-03-07 16:50:57 · answer #10 · answered by Aubie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the shower...along with a turd ball that stuck to the bottom of the shower. I was at my relatives.
2007-03-07 16:52:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋