You know what to do. Gulp... gulp...
2007-03-07 08:13:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because some are closer to monkeys than others.
Is that a drink question? Well, I'm always up for alcohol. Mine's a straight whiskey. Glug glug.
2007-03-07 08:16:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because if we walk along the desert and find a beautiful pocket watch on the ground, then people will soon demand the right to marry sheep and pigs too.
Wait a minute, which question was this again? Oh well, looks like a quadruple shot for me.
[For those wondering what the inside joke is: some of the regulars here have established a drinking game where you "drink" every time somebody posts one of those questions we've seen a hundred times here before. Pascal's Wager, gay marriage, etc.]
2007-03-07 16:20:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does this mean a double shot? This was a "evolution/ monkey" question coupled with a Pascal's Wager Question.
2007-03-07 16:22:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I see it as more like I ascended from monkeys rather than descended. After all I'm smarter than a monkey, higher up on the food chain, and more evolved than a monkey. So you can stick your theory of de-evolution back in the closet with your portrait of Charles Darwin and sperm samples. I'm about perfection Holmes, not imperfection.
2007-03-07 16:24:27 · answer #4 · answered by Julian 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cheers
2007-03-07 16:21:05 · answer #5 · answered by rosbif 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!!! My kidneys hurt. Gulp, Gulp.
2007-03-07 16:22:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you saying monkeys are incapable of making metaphysical bets? They already know how to use spears. Anything is possible!
Oh never mind! I'm drinking, I'm drinking!
2007-03-07 16:32:59 · answer #7 · answered by skepsis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We decended from a common ancestor of the APE not monkeys. Take another shot, and hush, lol!!
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2007-03-07 16:18:13 · answer #8 · answered by Goddess Nikki 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good for a double shot. Nice work.
2007-03-07 16:21:41 · answer #9 · answered by Sun: supporting gay rights 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If we are descended from monkeys then why are there Atheists on R&S?
You drink double.
2007-03-07 16:18:08 · answer #10 · answered by novangelis 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋