what are some jokes that you know......yo mama jokes!?

Question

i got one
Yo momma is so fat.....that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

Answer 1

Your mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles her front teeth look like a set of dice.

Your mama's so fat, she sat on a quarter and sqeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Your mama's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck, she looks like a busted condom.

Your mama's so fat, when she backs up it sounds like, beep beep beep.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, when she spits, she spits butter.

Your mama's so fat, when you go to have sex with her, you have to smack her on the leg and ride the wave in.

Your mama's so fat, you have to roll her in flour to find a wet spot.

Your mama's so ugly, she makes Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt.

Your mama's so fat, when she steps on a weight scale it says...'to be continued'...

Your mama's so fat, when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

.....need more?

Answer 2

How about these?:

Yo momma so fat, Bill Gates couldn't afford her liposuction!

Yo momma so fat, she was baptized at Seaworld!

Answer 3

yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!!! lol

Answer 4

That's not bad...but i like:

Yo Momma's so fat, every time she turns around, it's tomorrow.

Answer 5

..yo mama is so fat, that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Answer 6

your mama is so fat, her shadow weighs 100 pounds