-I think there's a huge conspiracy with the news media. They murder people and commit other crimes so that they can always have stories.
-Dying defeats the purpose of living.
-Lying is a key to survival.
-Virgins just don't know what they're missing!
-What's all this jibberish about people having to find themselves? Don't they realize all they need is a compass, a map, or a GPS system?
-I'm a gambler; my needs are simple. All I need is a pair of dice, and I'm in paradise!
-All a passport really says is that someone was able to PASS through all the security at the airPORT.
2007-03-07 07:52:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and your question was... i'm just kidding man, those were cute.
2007-03-07 08:22:42 · answer #1 · answered by girl_of_your_dreams_1331 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 12:19:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are pretty good, I especially like the one about the virgins.
2007-03-07 09:20:02 · answer #3 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did not know that this was def jam poetry online.
2007-03-07 08:09:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Pfff, people are ridiculous!
And, uhhh, what exactly was your question?
2007-03-07 08:01:13 · answer #5 · answered by Miss §hopaholic 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL.
Have a great weekend!
2007-03-10 01:47:55 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these are really funny. got any more?
2007-03-07 09:07:26 · answer #7 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What was your question??
2007-03-07 07:59:04 · answer #8 · answered by zoogrl2001 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-03-07 08:03:24 · answer #9 · answered by phatso 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋