2007-03-07 07:30:25 · 17 answers · asked by jon jay 87 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mamas dick is so small she has to stick her finger up her but just to pop it out
2007-03-07 07:32:21 · answer #1 · answered by jsav209 3 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Yo mama so ugly she went to a haunted house and came back with an application.
Yo mama so black she leaves finger prints on the black board.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the sea dolphins sing "We are family even though your fatter than me."
Yo mama so poor when I asked her why she was kicking a tin can she said she was moving.
Yo mama so stupid they weatherman said it would be chilly outside she came out with a spoon.
Yo mama so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store. Yo mama so fat her diver's lisencise says countined on back.
Yo mama so fat the weight machine says to be countined
2007-03-07 07:46:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo momma is so ugly,she's the reason why dinasours died
yo momma is so fat,when she weighed herself,the meter said infinty and beyond!!
yo momma is so poor,she put a milkshake on layway
yo momma is so poor,i saw her shoving food stamps up a gum machine
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
2007-03-07 07:40:42 · answer #3 · answered by - H i m α ツ 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family
2007-03-07 07:32:31 · answer #4 · answered by Diet Lava 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
2007-03-07 07:33:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
yo mama so fat she woke up on both sides of the bed
yo mama so fat she wore a yellow dress in public and people were yellin "taxi!"
2007-03-07 07:34:18 · answer #6 · answered by Lexie 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo Mama is so old, when God said let there be light, she flipped the switch.
2007-03-07 07:32:21 · answer #7 · answered by Ouch! 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
yo mama so short when she sits on a curb her legs swing back and forth
2007-03-07 14:12:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama's so fat, you can't pull her up on the internet.
2007-03-07 07:33:58 · answer #9 · answered by badkitty1969 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.
2007-03-07 07:33:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out.
2007-03-07 07:34:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋