1 time this guy wuz on his last year of hi skool. unfortunately he still had 2 share a room w/ his brother of 9 yrs of age. 1night he decided 2 take his girlfriend 2 his house 4 sum fun. him n his brother had bunk beds.he noticed his brother wuz on the bottom bed asleep. so him n his g/f got on the top bunk bed.then things started gettin hot. then he remembers his brother is asleep on the bottom bed so he tells his g/f 2 say lettuce if she wants him 2 hit it harder n tomato if she wants him 2 take a new position. so she goes lettuce!! tomato!! lettuce!! tomato!! lettuce!! tomato!! she screamed lettuce!! tomato!! ahh!! take it out!! take it out right now!! i can't get pregnant!!then the brother goes"hey could yall stop makin sandwiches up there?!! yall rgettin mayonese all over my face!*!*!*!*!
2007-03-07 07:27:01 · 10 answers · asked by Adi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great vegetarian joke! lettuce!! tomato!! lettuce!! tomato!!
2007-03-07 08:30:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old one, but a favorite!
2007-03-07 07:31:14 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not appropriate but funny
2007-03-07 07:33:46 · answer #3 · answered by MIthi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty f*ckin' funny!!!
2007-03-07 09:41:59 · answer #4 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it before and it's still funny but dirty joke!!!!!
2007-03-07 07:44:41 · answer #5 · answered by - H i m α ツ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-03-07 07:32:18 · answer #6 · answered by sweetheart 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! the mayo was really funny!!!!!
lol
2007-03-07 07:32:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2007-03-07 07:31:20 · answer #8 · answered by Lexie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No that was nasty!
2007-03-07 07:32:23 · answer #9 · answered by Amber B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is sick!
2007-03-07 07:54:23 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋