"This woman is amazing," he muses. "What next?"
When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next to her.
"Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for many months. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for?"
She stares into his eyes . He can't believe what he's hearing.
"You mean . ." he swallows excitedly and tears start to form in his eyes.
"Don't tell me you've got Sky Sports as well"
2007-03-07 06:59:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.
Have a great weekend!
2007-03-10 02:12:09 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
7/10
Thanks for taking the effort to amuse us.
2007-03-07 07:11:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn, you should of went with the sex scene!!
all that build up and.... sky sports?!!!
2007-03-07 07:07:23 · answer #3 · answered by Lenneth's true challenge 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good beginning, disapointing end
2007-03-07 10:24:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! Francis Henry thanks for saving my head from falling in the gutter!!!
2007-03-07 07:59:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmmmmm
2007-03-07 09:26:55 · answer #6 · answered by reem2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meh...
2007-03-07 10:16:18 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
h oh
2007-03-07 07:05:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋