2007-03-07 06:47:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
AJM: I apologize. My goal was to get you to realize what would happen if the real Jesus came. Maybe you would doubt him as well. How would you know?
2007-03-07 06:58:26 · update #1
My dog eats rocks.
2007-03-07 06:51:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy who is trying to be funny on the internet by claming to be jesus. Thats what I see. Also this isn't really all that funny. More boring.
2007-03-07 14:52:13 · answer #2 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well Haysoos, I can see through your little snake-oil sideshow. Now, why don't you start out on a journey to your local drugstore and see if you can get something O-T-C that'll halt delusions of grandeur.
2007-03-07 15:00:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I hope you aren't christian trying to do something positive because it is a mockery. This only gives lost people more of a reason to laugh and ridicule.
2007-03-07 15:07:12 · answer #4 · answered by christy1001 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I see the boring tragedy that is my existence.
if you are...how about making your first miracle be changing the time to 5:00pm. I would shout hallelujah!
2007-03-07 14:52:29 · answer #5 · answered by elfkin, attention whore 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I used to have some respect for you. But you cross the line with mocking my God and my Savior. Sorry, anything coming out of your mouth now is just spouting crap to me.
2007-03-07 14:55:57 · answer #6 · answered by AJM 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you tell me what I see...since claim to be Jesus Christ
2007-03-07 14:54:43 · answer #7 · answered by Commander 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Luncheon meat.
2007-03-07 14:51:55 · answer #8 · answered by nomisthgiwd 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i see snow
i see some sun
it cold here
i need a job
2007-03-07 14:51:31 · answer #9 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If there are people here on LSD or something, they may believe whatever you suggest. The others will believe that you're on LSD.
2007-03-07 14:52:41 · answer #10 · answered by rgtheisen2003 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋