A woman who was expetcting triplets and one day was shot 3times in her belly,
She was rushed to hospital where she was told she and her unborn children were fine, and the only set back was that when the kids were older they bullet would remove itself from thier bodies,
The children were born a few months later perfectly healthy, she had two girls and a boy,
when they were 18 one of the girls came rushing through the house to her mum and cried 'mum i was just having a wee and a bullet came out!!'
The mother sat the girl down and told her the story, so the girl went away, a bit shaken up but all around ok,
An hour on the other girl came rushing downstairs and shouted 'mum i was just having a wee and a bullet came out!!'
The mother sat the girl down and told her the story, and again she was ok,
an hour later the boy came down looking worried and his mum said 'let me guess you were having a wee and a bullet came out?'
'No' replaid the boy 'I was having a w*nk and I shot the dog!'
2007-03-07 06:44:04 · 25 answers · asked by baby_CSJ_ xxx 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO --- that was funny
2007-03-07 06:48:43 · answer #1 · answered by Jessie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS
i got a little worried when the second came down cause i knew the boy was coming.
10 laughs out of 10
2007-03-07 06:51:57 · answer #2 · answered by limallama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took a long time to get to the punchline
2007-03-07 06:49:38 · answer #3 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one was great. It started out a little awkward though.
2007-03-07 06:51:22 · answer #4 · answered by Important 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny. anyone who says its not funny is probably jealous. keep up the good work
YA funny lmfao!
2007-03-07 08:05:14 · answer #5 · answered by Amber B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny. anyone who says its not funny is probably jealous. keep up the good work
2007-03-07 06:55:54 · answer #6 · answered by omo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA I like that what the hell was he doing to the dog haha
2007-03-07 07:39:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-30 08:29:39 · answer #8 · answered by clawson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My God! That was outrageously funny I am still lmfao!!!
2007-03-07 07:47:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is definitely the BEST joke yet.
2007-03-07 06:57:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute!
2007-03-07 06:58:05 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋