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2007-03-07 06:41:49 · 8 answers · asked by JB 2 in Society & Culture Etiquette

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That is such a funny question.
My sister on a first date farted walking down the sidewalk with her date, window shopping, friendly talk and then .......................well she knew right then it would be the last date. But said nothing and told us much later about it. Like 15 years later. She thinks it is hilarious now. So do we. LOL
I really don't have a story cause it happens all the time to me, so I just ignore it and go on. ;)

2007-03-07 06:48:03 · answer #1 · answered by knowitall 3 · 2 0

I was at the beach with my boyfriend and his friends. It was an SBD so I thought I was in the clear at first, but then the breeze shifted and, I have to tell you, it had to have been my worst ever! Like a three year old rotten egg combined with an armpit! So, seeing as how my boyfriend couldn't miss smelling it, I did the old sniff...act surprised...look disgusted, and said to him "Oh my god, did you do that?" He gave me this disgusted look and said "Not even my farts smell that bad!". It was the way he looked at me...I think he knew and I was so embarrased! Thank goodness his friends were off tossing a football!

2007-03-07 16:44:57 · answer #2 · answered by AJ 6 · 1 0

Get this!
I was in a church meeting. There were so many old people there, I thought it would be so obvious if *I* was the one who got up and left. I just assumed that the middle aged people would think it was an old person. It was those silent but deadly farts, too.
So a week later this guys from the meeting runs into me and goes, "YOU ARE NOT(!!!) FORGIVEN!!!"

2007-03-07 15:01:07 · answer #3 · answered by emilsignia 5 · 1 0

when I was trying to empress some hot girls while swimming and it is pretty obvious that you just farted when you are in the water. I tried to blame the bubbles on my swim shorts...but it didn't work. I ended up leaving still embarrassed.

2007-03-07 14:50:51 · answer #4 · answered by chris k 2 · 1 0

i really cant think of one but my best friend said she was on her first date and they were at the movies on a double date with her sis and some guy.... she said no one could hear here so i guess it was an SBD.... she blamed it on her sisters date

2007-03-07 14:47:19 · answer #5 · answered by el Diablo 2 · 1 0

My wedding night- during sex! *L* I guess the positions we were doing or something...I don't know! But yeah- I was mortified.

2007-03-07 15:12:43 · answer #6 · answered by Alison 5 · 2 0

when I had dirrhea, I s*** my pants

2007-03-07 14:45:01 · answer #7 · answered by JML 3 · 0 1

in the shower, can we say wtf?

2007-03-07 15:03:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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