A nice, calm and respectable woman went into a
pharmacy, looked the pharmacist straight in his eyes &
said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide?"
The woman replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord,
have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your
husband! That's against the law!
My license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All
kinds of bad things will happen! No! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a
picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well, now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
2007-03-07 06:33:36 · 10 answers · asked by Chi-Girli 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's F*CKIN' FANTASTIC!!!
2007-03-07 10:21:58 · answer #1 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-03-07 15:00:50 · answer #2 · answered by Lenneth's true challenge 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This certainly show humanity at it's most contradictory... and yeah, I can handle it, I can even understand it. and laugh
2007-03-09 06:09:12 · answer #3 · answered by kiwibryntoo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-03-07 14:43:04 · answer #4 · answered by well thts it...... 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I liked it!
2007-03-07 14:36:50 · answer #5 · answered by ladyP 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I put this one on yesterday!! It's still funny!!
2007-03-07 14:37:37 · answer #6 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awsome
2007-03-07 16:16:38 · answer #7 · answered by Fallen Angel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. that's good! nicely done!
2007-03-07 15:31:41 · answer #8 · answered by rapunzel 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol halarious
2007-03-07 14:38:35 · answer #9 · answered by SCOTLAND! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it, its not bad.
2007-03-07 15:00:24 · answer #10 · answered by omo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋