Here's a joke for you.?

Question

Two aliens pull into a gas station.
after jumping out of thier spaceship they walk up to a gas pump.
one says to the other "let me do the talking"
so he points his laser gun at the gas pump and states
"Take Me to you Leader".
Of course the gas pump doesn't respond.
the little alien again points his laser gun at the gas pump and states
"Take Me to your Leader".
and again the gas pump doesn't respond.
the third time the little alien is getting mad.
he points his laser gun at the gas pump and states
"Take Me to your Leader or I'm gonna blow you to bits.
and of course the gas pump doesn't respond.
the little alien fires his laser gun and there is one hell of an explosion.
the two little aliens just escape with their lives.
as they are flying back to their home planet
the second alien speaks up and says

I KNEW HE WAS A BAD *** THE WAY HE HAD HIS DICK PULLED OUT WRAPPED AROUND HIM AND SHOVED IN HIS EAR.

Let me know what you think of this.

Answer 1

Ha Ha! I get it! 10/10!