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Question

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, 'How was the honeymoon?'

'Oh, mama,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic...'

Suddenly she burst out crying. 'But, mama, as soon as we returned he started using the most horrible language... things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please mama!'

Her mother said, 'Calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?'

Still sobbing, the bride said, 'Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!'

Typical academic year for a student:


1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.


2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.


3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.


4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.


5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing
properly & swallowing)- means 30days. Days left 96.


6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.


7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.


8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.


9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.


10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.


11. That 1 day is your birthday.



How can you study on that day??????!!! !!!!!!!

Balance = 0

"Then how can a student pass ??"

Answer 1

Excellent! LOL. LOL.

Kudos to you! 10*

Have a great weekend, and thanks for the laughs!

Answer 2

gud 1s excellent

Answer 3

Just sit on your ar$e...
You're sure to pass!!!

Answer 4

Funny... very funny!

Answer 5

HAHAHAHA!!!!